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To be in a state of uber or uberness. The word uber is commonly used to describe one particular action or event, whereas uberem is a sequence of uber events one after the other.
>>> Surfing Context: "fuck, you were in a state of uberem on that wave man... I thought u were done for after the cutback, but you managed to get slotted, exit the barrel and air off the back. hectic shit"
>>> CS Context: "yeah not only did I get a head-shot through double doors, I ran through long, wasted 6 cunts with my deagle then planted at A... I was in uberem"
>>> CS Context: "yeah not only did I get a head-shot through double doors, I ran through long, wasted 6 cunts with my deagle then planted at A... I was in uberem"
by omg i am wtf uber September 30, 2007
Get the uberem mug.A Clubsport is remake of the popular family car the Holden Commodore by HSV (Holden Special Vehicles). The latest addition to the clubsport model (The R8) boasts a 6.0 litre V8 gen 4 supercharged engine delivery over 307kw of brutal power. Combining the engine with a 6-speed transmission, all leather interior, racing body kit and sports tuned braking and suspension, the HSV Clubsport is one mother of an automobile.
by omg i am wtf uber November 1, 2006
Get the clubsport mug.Coon boots are the formation of hard callouses on the soles of human feet to ensure rugged off road performance and increased ability to navigate rough terrain (often at pace).
Derived from common slang (coon), the indigenous australian (aboriginal) population survived thousands of years without the need for enclosed footwear, using there 'boots' to tough the harshest surfaces.
The process in which to sculpt a demon pair of coon boots is a long and arduous journey which requires months (if not years) of exposing the soles of the foot to numerous surfaces; jagged rocks, dirt, gravel, barnacles, ice, hot coals and variations between these (i.e. ice cold jagged rocks), just to name a few. Once walking on a surface has been mastered, to truly have coon boots one must progress to running, carrying heavy loads and finally running whilst carrying heavy loads.
Ellaborations on the word include: coonies, coondoggers, coontizzles, teh coonz0rs and abo nikes.
Derived from common slang (coon), the indigenous australian (aboriginal) population survived thousands of years without the need for enclosed footwear, using there 'boots' to tough the harshest surfaces.
The process in which to sculpt a demon pair of coon boots is a long and arduous journey which requires months (if not years) of exposing the soles of the foot to numerous surfaces; jagged rocks, dirt, gravel, barnacles, ice, hot coals and variations between these (i.e. ice cold jagged rocks), just to name a few. Once walking on a surface has been mastered, to truly have coon boots one must progress to running, carrying heavy loads and finally running whilst carrying heavy loads.
Ellaborations on the word include: coonies, coondoggers, coontizzles, teh coonz0rs and abo nikes.
>>> I havent worn shoes for the last couple of months, and im beginning to sculpt a fashionable pair of coon boots. They really do make life easier.
>>> Fuck man, its cold as a mother out here, and these rocks are cuttin up my feet hardcore... Its about now I wish I had a phat pair of coonies to eat this terrain.
>>> Shit son... Thats quite a nice pair of coondoggers your sportin there... How long those bad mother fuckers take to wear in?
>>> Fuck man, its cold as a mother out here, and these rocks are cuttin up my feet hardcore... Its about now I wish I had a phat pair of coonies to eat this terrain.
>>> Shit son... Thats quite a nice pair of coondoggers your sportin there... How long those bad mother fuckers take to wear in?
by omg i am wtf uber August 6, 2007
Get the coon boots mug.Gravel rash is a term used in the gay community, to describe their first anal sex experience, as often the sphincter is very tight, and may produce a rash on the tip and shaft of the erect penis.
Trent: "Man, my first anal sex with a guy gave me the biggest gravel rash on my fucken knob aye! Luckily with time, the wounds have healed and so has my gay sex life!"
by omg i am wtf uber November 8, 2006
Get the gravel rash mug.Go deep relates to a number of things, mainly sexually orientated. It may be used in the following sexual contexts:
Using a raised voice - GO DEEEP! - when the vagina is propped up and ready for insertion. This catch phrase is often helpful for increasing focus for the task at hand. The penis is inserted at a medium pace, ensuring full length penetration. The first stroke often sets the mood for the remainder of the session, so it is cruicial to maintain direction and speed, and ensure maximum depth into the vaginal cavity.
Alternatively, the partner (or receiver) may request the giver to 'go deep', which following guidelines of the first context, also sets a great mood.
In a baby making context. To go deep is to ensure the ejaculate from the male testes is deposited as close to the uterus as possible. This ensures the semen has the least distance to travel through the cervix, as the spermicide contained within the vaginal walls battles with the foreign invaders (similar to the asian invasion occuring in Australia... you know who you are!).
Using a raised voice - GO DEEEP! - when the vagina is propped up and ready for insertion. This catch phrase is often helpful for increasing focus for the task at hand. The penis is inserted at a medium pace, ensuring full length penetration. The first stroke often sets the mood for the remainder of the session, so it is cruicial to maintain direction and speed, and ensure maximum depth into the vaginal cavity.
Alternatively, the partner (or receiver) may request the giver to 'go deep', which following guidelines of the first context, also sets a great mood.
In a baby making context. To go deep is to ensure the ejaculate from the male testes is deposited as close to the uterus as possible. This ensures the semen has the least distance to travel through the cervix, as the spermicide contained within the vaginal walls battles with the foreign invaders (similar to the asian invasion occuring in Australia... you know who you are!).
>>> Sean: "Oh Trent, GO DEEP!"
Trent: inserts penis into anal cavity "Oh yeah Seanny baby... my cocks so deep, i can feel your intestines"
Sean: "Your not that large baby. I mean, ive taken bigger."
>>> Dave: "GO DEEEP!"
Dave: inserts penis into Nancy's vagina acurately
Nancy: "Oh yeah... this will be an intense fuck"
>>> Rose: "make sure you go deep this time, im sick of fucking you to make a baby"
Barry: "alright im gonna cum... its in as far as it goes... OHHHH OHHHH!! ahhhhh yeah!"
Trent: inserts penis into anal cavity "Oh yeah Seanny baby... my cocks so deep, i can feel your intestines"
Sean: "Your not that large baby. I mean, ive taken bigger."
>>> Dave: "GO DEEEP!"
Dave: inserts penis into Nancy's vagina acurately
Nancy: "Oh yeah... this will be an intense fuck"
>>> Rose: "make sure you go deep this time, im sick of fucking you to make a baby"
Barry: "alright im gonna cum... its in as far as it goes... OHHHH OHHHH!! ahhhhh yeah!"
by omg i am wtf uber November 16, 2007
Get the go deep mug.phully sick basically explains iteself really. often used by the australian-lebanese community to describe things which are fully sick (awesome, great, excellent etc).
oh my god u leb, those are some phully sick rims on ur new honda civic turbo... oh my god u leb, turn that music down aye bro, the subwoofer is giving me a phully sick headache.
by omg i am wtf uber October 29, 2006
Get the phully sick mug.The use of ur mum calls has become quite stale over the past few years, mainly due to overuse and widespread acceptance of the term. Whilst the call 'ur dad' could be considered homosexual around strangers, incorporation in a group of friends is easy and quite amusing. Use of 'ur dad' in conjunction with 'i fucked...', '...fisted me' and 'me and ... fucked ur mum last night' are just some of the many ways the joke can be used.
Jeffrey: "fuck ur a dick head"
Trent: "ur dad has a dick which i fuck and suck"
Jeffrey: "now ur a fucken queer"
Trent: "ur dad and i are queers together"
Jeffrey: "dont talk to me"
Trent: "ur dad cant talk when he's got my cock in his mouth"
Jeffrey: "ah ha ha, i'll pay that"
Trent: "ur dad has a dick which i fuck and suck"
Jeffrey: "now ur a fucken queer"
Trent: "ur dad and i are queers together"
Jeffrey: "dont talk to me"
Trent: "ur dad cant talk when he's got my cock in his mouth"
Jeffrey: "ah ha ha, i'll pay that"
by omg i am wtf uber November 2, 2006
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