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Fists of fury is a sexual manoevre. It can performed by any combination of males and females (mf, ff, mm). It involves (as the title suggests) furious fisting action. Fists fly everywhere in this position as the inflictor flails their arms wildly searching for a vulnerable orifice to attack. Once spotted, they lunge forward in a Bruee Lee-esqe jab and penetrate deeply.
Fists of fury does not have to be a dominant/submissive position, as once the first fist has been planted, it leaves the perpetrator open for attack from the other person. This dual fist action can be surpassed by triple fistage, then quad-fist domination (for instance 2 females may be fisting both the vagina and anus). Quad-fists-of-fury are not for the faint hearted.
Fists of fury does not have to be a dominant/submissive position, as once the first fist has been planted, it leaves the perpetrator open for attack from the other person. This dual fist action can be surpassed by triple fistage, then quad-fist domination (for instance 2 females may be fisting both the vagina and anus). Quad-fists-of-fury are not for the faint hearted.
>>> Trent: "ur such a hot guy, i wanna fist ur anus all night long... You better watch out for my FISTS OF FURY! cuz they'll get ya."
>>> Sean: "ARRGGGHHHH! What the FUCK are you doing? Stop waving your arms around, its scaring me"
>>> Trent: "FISTS OF FURY ATTACK!!!"
>>> Sean: "My anus is bleeding, your fisting me too hard... Wait I have a chance to fight back, you left ur anus defenseless against my fists"
>>> Trent: "Oh yeah give it to me, yeah dual-fists of fury, this is hot!"
>>> Sean: "ARRGGGHHHH! What the FUCK are you doing? Stop waving your arms around, its scaring me"
>>> Trent: "FISTS OF FURY ATTACK!!!"
>>> Sean: "My anus is bleeding, your fisting me too hard... Wait I have a chance to fight back, you left ur anus defenseless against my fists"
>>> Trent: "Oh yeah give it to me, yeah dual-fists of fury, this is hot!"
by omg i am wtf uber November 6, 2007
Get the fists of furymug. Short name for the Gold Coast, located an hours drive south from Brisbane in Queensland, Australia. The goldie has some of australias best surfing spots, clubs and pubs, and most importantly home to a shitload of gorgeous women.
by omg i am wtf uber October 31, 2006
Get the goldiemug. in australia, the art of getting crunked involves exactly 6 cones of bud, a 6-pack of beers funneled whilst upside down and one shot of absinth
trent got crunked before heading to town, however was unable to complete his mission, instead spent the nite eating at 7-11
by omg i am wtf uber September 30, 2006
Get the crunkedmug. thebombdotcom (L337 speak update of the common phrase the bomb) is used in speech (and text) to articulate a persons feeling of being good at something or in general. It can also be used from an onlookers perspective in both a positive or negative connotation, describing a particular attribute the person portrays, or as a general statement.
>> Sean: "I am thebombdotcom"
>> Sean: "I am thebombdotcom at CS"
>> Trent thinks he is thebombdotcom at fighting, but he got rolled by a small bouncer and he stole his money. Haha what a cake!
>> Mike Tyson is thebombdotcom at boxing.
>> Sean: "I am thebombdotcom at CS"
>> Trent thinks he is thebombdotcom at fighting, but he got rolled by a small bouncer and he stole his money. Haha what a cake!
>> Mike Tyson is thebombdotcom at boxing.
by omg i am wtf uber November 15, 2006
Get the thebombdotcommug. The use of ur mum calls has become quite stale over the past few years, mainly due to overuse and widespread acceptance of the term. Whilst the call 'ur dad' could be considered homosexual around strangers, incorporation in a group of friends is easy and quite amusing. Use of 'ur dad' in conjunction with 'i fucked...', '...fisted me' and 'me and ... fucked ur mum last night' are just some of the many ways the joke can be used.
Jeffrey: "fuck ur a dick head"
Trent: "ur dad has a dick which i fuck and suck"
Jeffrey: "now ur a fucken queer"
Trent: "ur dad and i are queers together"
Jeffrey: "dont talk to me"
Trent: "ur dad cant talk when he's got my cock in his mouth"
Jeffrey: "ah ha ha, i'll pay that"
Trent: "ur dad has a dick which i fuck and suck"
Jeffrey: "now ur a fucken queer"
Trent: "ur dad and i are queers together"
Jeffrey: "dont talk to me"
Trent: "ur dad cant talk when he's got my cock in his mouth"
Jeffrey: "ah ha ha, i'll pay that"
by omg i am wtf uber November 2, 2006
Get the ur dadmug. The L337 Train goes w00t w00t!
Leet speak version for a popular internet catch phrase "The whistles go wooo woooo" (sound of a whistler tip on a car) by overnight star Bubb Rubb.
Leet speak version for a popular internet catch phrase "The whistles go wooo woooo" (sound of a whistler tip on a car) by overnight star Bubb Rubb.
by omg i am wtf uber October 1, 2007
Get the L337 Trainmug. A nasal spray invovles male ejaculate (sperm) being force fed into another humans nasal cavity.
Often following oral stimulation of the erect male form, the nasal spray is easily disguised as a cum facial. The move is difficult to pull off with an unsuspecting partner, as the nose is quite a small target area.
Once enough stimulation has been provided and the sperm is ready for takeoff, it is advisable to take a firm grasp of the other persons hair and tilt the head backwards. This provides a stable base for insertion and props up the passageway for an easier entry.
A properly executed nasal spray will probably end up with a kick to the groin and or a very pissed off person. But is well worth it since whenever they suck through the nose, they will taste the man-juice at the back of there throat.
Often following oral stimulation of the erect male form, the nasal spray is easily disguised as a cum facial. The move is difficult to pull off with an unsuspecting partner, as the nose is quite a small target area.
Once enough stimulation has been provided and the sperm is ready for takeoff, it is advisable to take a firm grasp of the other persons hair and tilt the head backwards. This provides a stable base for insertion and props up the passageway for an easier entry.
A properly executed nasal spray will probably end up with a kick to the groin and or a very pissed off person. But is well worth it since whenever they suck through the nose, they will taste the man-juice at the back of there throat.
>>> Sean: "Oh yeah Trenty, suck my fucken cock. Oh yeah thats the way... mmmm yeah give it a little tongue. get it down that throat nice n deep like"
>>> Trent: "mmmmm, you like that baby. yeah!"
>>> Sean: "I'm about to cum"
>>> Trent: "come all over my face, I dont care who knows it!"
>>> Sean: "yeah, lemme grab ur head and tilt it back... Ohhhhhhh!!! yeah take that fucken nasal spray cunt"
>>> Trent: "what the fuck baby? arrgghhh theres cum all up my nose u fuck"
>>> Trent: "mmmmm, you like that baby. yeah!"
>>> Sean: "I'm about to cum"
>>> Trent: "come all over my face, I dont care who knows it!"
>>> Sean: "yeah, lemme grab ur head and tilt it back... Ohhhhhhh!!! yeah take that fucken nasal spray cunt"
>>> Trent: "what the fuck baby? arrgghhh theres cum all up my nose u fuck"
by omg i am wtf uber October 28, 2007
Get the nasal spraymug.