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e-loose-ive

Being loose whilst on ecstacy.

Original meaning "elusive" means - tending to evade grasp.

Thusly, e-loose-ive is to evade one's grasp of either reality, common sense, conscience or a mixture of these three.
jhutz: "fuck man, i was so loose last night aye... guess you could say I was e-loose-ive :)"
by omg i am wtf uber December 31, 2007
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dumbelldores

Heavy weights (dumbells) often used at the gym for maximising muscle growth.
"yeah i did a phat chest sesh at the gym today... busted out some 35kg dumbelldores on reps. my pecs are so brutalised now"
by omg i am wtf uber May 16, 2007
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flea

A flea is someone who is annoying and wont go away. Like a flea to a dog, such a person will continue their ways, unswayed by what you say.
>> Beat it, flea.
>> Trent you are a flea, beat it!
by omg i am wtf uber November 1, 2006
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pizz0r

sean, after a uber dai of leet cs pwnage lets order some pizz0r
by omg i am wtf uber September 30, 2006
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L337 Train

The L337 Train goes w00t w00t!

Leet speak version for a popular internet catch phrase "The whistles go wooo woooo" (sound of a whistler tip on a car) by overnight star Bubb Rubb.
>>> "The L337 Train goes w00t w00t!"
by omg i am wtf uber October 1, 2007
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nasal spray

A nasal spray invovles male ejaculate (sperm) being force fed into another humans nasal cavity.

Often following oral stimulation of the erect male form, the nasal spray is easily disguised as a cum facial. The move is difficult to pull off with an unsuspecting partner, as the nose is quite a small target area.

Once enough stimulation has been provided and the sperm is ready for takeoff, it is advisable to take a firm grasp of the other persons hair and tilt the head backwards. This provides a stable base for insertion and props up the passageway for an easier entry.

A properly executed nasal spray will probably end up with a kick to the groin and or a very pissed off person. But is well worth it since whenever they suck through the nose, they will taste the man-juice at the back of there throat.
>>> Sean: "Oh yeah Trenty, suck my fucken cock. Oh yeah thats the way... mmmm yeah give it a little tongue. get it down that throat nice n deep like"

>>> Trent: "mmmmm, you like that baby. yeah!"

>>> Sean: "I'm about to cum"

>>> Trent: "come all over my face, I dont care who knows it!"

>>> Sean: "yeah, lemme grab ur head and tilt it back... Ohhhhhhh!!! yeah take that fucken nasal spray cunt"

>>> Trent: "what the fuck baby? arrgghhh theres cum all up my nose u fuck"
by omg i am wtf uber October 28, 2007
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ur dad

The use of ur mum calls has become quite stale over the past few years, mainly due to overuse and widespread acceptance of the term. Whilst the call 'ur dad' could be considered homosexual around strangers, incorporation in a group of friends is easy and quite amusing. Use of 'ur dad' in conjunction with 'i fucked...', '...fisted me' and 'me and ... fucked ur mum last night' are just some of the many ways the joke can be used.
Jeffrey: "fuck ur a dick head"
Trent: "ur dad has a dick which i fuck and suck"
Jeffrey: "now ur a fucken queer"
Trent: "ur dad and i are queers together"
Jeffrey: "dont talk to me"
Trent: "ur dad cant talk when he's got my cock in his mouth"
Jeffrey: "ah ha ha, i'll pay that"
by omg i am wtf uber November 2, 2006
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