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e-loose-ive

Being loose whilst on ecstacy.

Original meaning "elusive" means - tending to evade grasp.

Thusly, e-loose-ive is to evade one's grasp of either reality, common sense, conscience or a mixture of these three.
jhutz: "fuck man, i was so loose last night aye... guess you could say I was e-loose-ive :)"
by omg i am wtf uber December 31, 2007
mugGet the e-loose-ivemug.

donkey fondler

Trent you are such a donkey fondler. I dont wanna hear about you and Sean's island retreat weekend.
by omg i am wtf uber November 8, 2006
mugGet the donkey fondlermug.

fists of fury

Fists of fury is a sexual manoevre. It can performed by any combination of males and females (mf, ff, mm). It involves (as the title suggests) furious fisting action. Fists fly everywhere in this position as the inflictor flails their arms wildly searching for a vulnerable orifice to attack. Once spotted, they lunge forward in a Bruee Lee-esqe jab and penetrate deeply.

Fists of fury does not have to be a dominant/submissive position, as once the first fist has been planted, it leaves the perpetrator open for attack from the other person. This dual fist action can be surpassed by triple fistage, then quad-fist domination (for instance 2 females may be fisting both the vagina and anus). Quad-fists-of-fury are not for the faint hearted.
>>> Trent: "ur such a hot guy, i wanna fist ur anus all night long... You better watch out for my FISTS OF FURY! cuz they'll get ya."

>>> Sean: "ARRGGGHHHH! What the FUCK are you doing? Stop waving your arms around, its scaring me"

>>> Trent: "FISTS OF FURY ATTACK!!!"

>>> Sean: "My anus is bleeding, your fisting me too hard... Wait I have a chance to fight back, you left ur anus defenseless against my fists"

>>> Trent: "Oh yeah give it to me, yeah dual-fists of fury, this is hot!"
by omg i am wtf uber November 6, 2007
mugGet the fists of furymug.

Valley

The Valley (Fortitude Valley) in inner-city Brisbane contains a high percentage of Brisbanes clubs and pubs, homeless persons and drug scene. Particularly on Friday and Saturday nights, the Valley is populated with clubbers both young and old, either hitting the piss or possibly more illicit drugs in the hard dance clubs. During the day, the Valley is home to most of Brisbanes homeless population, busling with life in its multitude of boutique clothing stores and chinese food shops.
Trent thought he could gain access to a Valley club early sunday morning. In his intoxicated state howerver, he was unfortunately beaten and subsequently rolled by a bouncer who took his money and his dignity.
by omg i am wtf uber November 1, 2006
mugGet the Valleymug.

pizz0r

sean, after a uber dai of leet cs pwnage lets order some pizz0r
by omg i am wtf uber September 30, 2006
mugGet the pizz0rmug.

ur dad

The use of ur mum calls has become quite stale over the past few years, mainly due to overuse and widespread acceptance of the term. Whilst the call 'ur dad' could be considered homosexual around strangers, incorporation in a group of friends is easy and quite amusing. Use of 'ur dad' in conjunction with 'i fucked...', '...fisted me' and 'me and ... fucked ur mum last night' are just some of the many ways the joke can be used.
Jeffrey: "fuck ur a dick head"
Trent: "ur dad has a dick which i fuck and suck"
Jeffrey: "now ur a fucken queer"
Trent: "ur dad and i are queers together"
Jeffrey: "dont talk to me"
Trent: "ur dad cant talk when he's got my cock in his mouth"
Jeffrey: "ah ha ha, i'll pay that"
by omg i am wtf uber November 2, 2006
mugGet the ur dadmug.

thebombdotcom

thebombdotcom (L337 speak update of the common phrase the bomb) is used in speech (and text) to articulate a persons feeling of being good at something or in general. It can also be used from an onlookers perspective in both a positive or negative connotation, describing a particular attribute the person portrays, or as a general statement.
>> Sean: "I am thebombdotcom"

>> Sean: "I am thebombdotcom at CS"

>> Trent thinks he is thebombdotcom at fighting, but he got rolled by a small bouncer and he stole his money. Haha what a cake!

>> Mike Tyson is thebombdotcom at boxing.
by omg i am wtf uber November 15, 2006
mugGet the thebombdotcommug.

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