2 definitions by oldusedcondom

melted snowman

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.

Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.

by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022

Simplaya

A horny ass motherfucker who is simping for 3 or more girls at the same time. The girls think they are queens but in reality, he is playing all of them. Downloads Tinder to scout for new candidates for his roster.

I hate him so much. I never knew he was a fucking simplaya. A lying cheating bastard.

by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022