6 definitions by oldgeezer
A manure spreader; device commonly used by farmers to spread livestock feces on their fields to use as fertilizer.
"Dad's out in the field, pulling the turd hearse behind his tractor. He cleaned the hog house today."
by oldgeezer March 6, 2010
by oldgeezer October 16, 2009
by oldgeezer March 6, 2010
(Actually heard in a supermarket--customer said this to the checker as she rang up the bananas)
"Yeah, I had to buy me some monkey pickles today."
"Yeah, I had to buy me some monkey pickles today."
by oldgeezer March 16, 2010
by oldgeezer December 7, 2009