old man in the attic's definitions

shit-ton

Here are the measurements:
Ton = 1000-2000
ass-ton = 2000-4000
shit-ton = 4000-10000
fuck-ton = 10000-20000

Thats nearly a shit-ton of barrels.

by old man in the attic July 10, 2016

super swag

1. When someone obtains so much swag everyone around them gets sucked into the swag tornado.

Jacob: Dude, did you see how much swag that guy had?
Mike: I think at that point it's considered super swag.
Jacob: What the hell does "super swag" mean?

by old man in the attic April 13, 2016