Cigar

The most badass thing you can put in your mouth.

It took me 3 minutes trying to think of an example before writing this.

by oh shit i'm dead February 06, 2005

logic-whore

Someone who will step into a joke and ruin it with their excessive use of logic.

Person: I knocked that bitch out with my balls!
Logic Whore: Bullshit! As if you're balls are large or hard enough to do that.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead October 29, 2004

nitpick

Someoen who, rather than attack the merits of your argument will bring up completely irrelevant shit, like how you mispronounced a word or, in the case of the internet, typed a word wrong.

Person 1: That makes absolutely no fjcking sense!
Person 2 (Nitpick): Oh, I'm so sorry that didnt make any *fjcking* sense. Jesus, anyone who types the word fucking wrong must be an idiot. I win the argument.

by oh shit i'm dead April 03, 2005

cunt

For some reason this word really offends people, maybe because of the exceptionally crude sound of the word, or maybe because talking about the female genitalia is still considered unnaceptable. Either way, people cannot seem to comprehend that it is just a word, making it a great thing to say around tight ass pussies to piss them off.

I especially enjoy seeing feminists who talk about penises all day wince when I say cunt. Makes me so giddy inside.

by oh shit i'm dead February 23, 2005

Anarchy

A thing which, even if it were desirable, would be impossible. There will always be a group of people who are willing to organise themselves and fight for government. They will either kick our asses into submission to a worse from of government, or we will have to organise ourselves, and fight back, meaning that when the conflict is over we'll be left with a government which we'll probably end up keeping by choice, or they'll decide they like having power an force us into it.

Government is no different to anarchy, because government is, in rrality, just a group of people imposing their will on us, so any type of organisation will evolve into a government.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead October 21, 2004

female

The more subtle gender

I'm a guy which means I prefer to kick ass/get my ass kicked.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 25, 2005

suicide

People say suicide is selfish and cowardly. That's bullshit. It's more selfish to expect someone to go through life feeling like shit, just so you can keep them around because they make you happy or some shit. It is not they're duty to keep you happy whilst they go through hell, you fucking morons.

Someone decided their live was no longer living, so when they killed themselves, all the sensible people who loved them felt very sad, but realised that it would be selfish to expect them to go on living, just for their own pleasure.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 10, 2005