46 definitions by odog n cali m.c n t

harry twatter

a harry twatter is a magical hairy twat

a harry twatter makes love the best as its a magical experience every single time i mean every time i put my cock inside her she made it disappear like magic

by odog n cali m.c n t June 29, 2009

dairy queen

dairy queen is a gay cow

i think your cow is gay she must be a dairy queen cause she only eats heyyyy

by odog n cali m.c n t April 8, 2009

keystoned cops

keystoned cops is comedian cops that are gettin high while doin there job

you know what i got pulled over last night by some keystoned cops and all they did was stand there tellin some wack jokes while gettin high

by odog n cali m.c n t April 7, 2009

cockatoo

cockatoo is when a woman cant decide between just having 1 cock or a cockatoo

she wanted some cock but wasnt sure if she was in the mood for 1 cock or a cockatoo

by odog n cali m.c n t April 14, 2009

tri tip

tri tip is where a women is bein sexed by 3 dicks at the sametime

brenda said she was feelin horny and needed tri tip really bad so she had joe bob and bill come over to tri tip her in the front back and mouth all at the sametime

by odog n cali m.c n t April 14, 2009

poop chutes and bladders

poop chutes and bladders is the adult version of the kids game chutes and ladders but in the adult version you take turns poopin and peein on yourself

my friend asked me if i wanted to play a round of poop chutes and bladders to which i declined as im not into poopin or peein on myself

by odog n cali m.c n t April 6, 2009

PENCIL POCKET PUSSY

A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY IS A SEX TOY FITTED FOR GUYS WITH A SMALL DICK

I OVER HEARD BARBARA SAYIN SHE HATED HAVIN SEX WITH BOB AS HIS DICK WAS WAY TOO SMALL SO AS A BIRTHDAY GAG GIFT I BOUGHT HIM A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY SO AT LEAST HE WILL BE GETTIN SOME LOL

by odog n cali m.c n t December 6, 2009