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shit scrape

n. bog roll, shit tickets, bumf, arse wipe; i.e. lavatory paper, if you will.
Hoy, Jean - my squitters are givin' me gyp. Throw in another parcel of shit scrape - I've fuckin' run out.
by nuttershamrockshinboner July 11, 2023
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death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!
Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.
by nuttershamrockshinboner July 11, 2023
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