22 definitions by noodle

Derogatory term for a Chinese man. Usually one with bad clothes and unkempt hair, who acts in a manner that reflects lack of social skills. (Derived from the Chinese term "Ge-mer" meaning "buddies" and mispronounced by Dr. Clark Guilliams.)
Some goombar butted inline while I waited for the bus.
by noodle December 11, 2003
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A phrase to shout out in state's of surprise. Originated in Rochdale, and is on of the most Rochdalian things you can say.
by noodle November 14, 2004
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Freak of nature: not a desirable quality. A 14 year old girl who is a bitch, whore and an aneorix slut who has not real goal in life.
Kate Van Der Kann is a fon.
by noodle September 6, 2003
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UK English term for a sandwich, particularly said from Birmingham upwards. The London equivalent would be "sarnie".

Probably comes from the word butter.
"What've you got for your dinner?"
"Cheese butties."
by noodle May 14, 2005
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Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.
Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen
by noodle January 17, 2005
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A proper retard. Plays Quake 3 and Halo 2. Talks absolute gibberish and is also a ginja ninja in disguise.
"Smidsy your a proper tard I swear"
by noodle April 8, 2005
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