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jijisex (-1.074)
jiji Thy
by noodle May 27, 2004
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Jijiinternet (-1.023)
A term for a person who does not give a 'spoiler alert', thereby ruining movies/shows for you. A lot of people give away spoilers online without writing *Spoiler alert* first. They should be criminally charged but for now we can atleast have a term for these assholes.
A: Dude, did you watch the episode where Claire is shot?
B: No! Dude! Wtf! You're a total jiji!

@a: OMG RIP HANK!!!! #BreakingBad
@b: You fucking jiji! This is a spoiler.
by Bingewatch September 27, 2013
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jijisex (-0.678)
n. (gE-gE) Ridicule with extreme and pure sarcasm, where the recipient of the sarcasm has done something clearly offensive or completely un-necessary.

It is the longest word completely composed of dotted letters and is the word with the most dotted letters in a row with four.
Two people are riding in a taxi when it crashes into another car. Jerilyn, one of the passengers of the taxi, says to her friend "Woah, the taxi seriously just crashed into another car!" Then Doug, the other passenger and friend of Jerilyn, says with remarkable sarcasm, "I am so glad you were here to tell me that, without you I would not have had any clue that the taxi just crashed." The taxi driver, who overheard the sarcasm, says, "That was a total jiji!"
by Douglas Z August 31, 2006
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JiJisex (-0.783)
Small JiJi, i small and rather pathetic individual. In comparison to Big Hambo, she is just a bit shit
Oi! JiJi, piss off..... You cant dance!
by Mc Hambo March 15, 2005
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jijiinternet (-0.565)
by Seriyo October 06, 2003
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jijisex (-0.678)
n. (gE-gE) Ridicule with extreme and pure sarcasm, where the recipient of the sarcasm has done something clearly offensive or completely un-necessary.

It is the longest word completely composed of dotted letters and is the word with the most dotted letters in a row with four.
Two people are riding in a taxi when it crashes into another car. Jerilyn, one of the passengers of the taxi, says to her friend "Woah, the taxi seriously just crashed into another car!" Then Doug, the other passenger and friend of Jerilyn, says with remarkable sarcasm, "I am so glad you were here to tell me that, without you I would not have had any clue that the taxi just crashed." The taxi driver, who overheard the sarcasm, says, "That was a total jiji!"
by Doug Z August 30, 2006
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Jijiname (-0.314)
The embodiment of blue collar "do-it-yourself" mentality.
An ideology devoid of supernatural forces or karmic influences, which places special emphasis on personal ability and strength.
Fuck Juju. Praise Jiji. That is all.
by Brass-billed January 13, 2011
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