4 definitions by nitnas ogied
by nitnas ogied October 6, 2020
“Oh! Look at those borracho beans! They’re downright plastered!”
Drunk Mezcan: “NoOo ni mErgAs. Ni VERRRRGA.”
His hijo: “Papá, no te voa dejar que manejes así de tomado fijate-“
Mezcan: “CIERRATELA CULERITO MALCRIADO CUANTOS TRAGOS TE SHINGUES ES LO QUE MIDE Y DECIDE TU MÉRITO DE SER ÉLITE FIJATE”
Some other Mezkins and Mezkids in a street fight: “VENGA PACA JOTITO A VER SI MUY VERGAS MIENTRAS TE DOY EN LA MADRE” *chicharito kick in the stomach* “CHINGADA MADRE HIJO DE TU PUTA MADRE” *pulls out dirty revolver* “SIGAN TRAYENDO A SUS PENDEJOS PAQUE LES METAMOS EN LA VRGA”
“See here? These here are the wild Borracho Beans. And they’re spicier than ever! Woohoo! Make sure to stay at least 6 feet away from the creatures at all times, as the municipality will not allow us to install glass protector walls between us and the subjects for reasons of “inhumanity”. What bozos! Up next is the neighborhood porch apes. I think the handout shows Dumpster Trumpsters, Chonger Bong Changers, aaaand, Allackma Snackbars. Very well, then! Whew, it’s pretty hot, ain’t it. Follow along!”
Drunk Mezcan: “NoOo ni mErgAs. Ni VERRRRGA.”
His hijo: “Papá, no te voa dejar que manejes así de tomado fijate-“
Mezcan: “CIERRATELA CULERITO MALCRIADO CUANTOS TRAGOS TE SHINGUES ES LO QUE MIDE Y DECIDE TU MÉRITO DE SER ÉLITE FIJATE”
Some other Mezkins and Mezkids in a street fight: “VENGA PACA JOTITO A VER SI MUY VERGAS MIENTRAS TE DOY EN LA MADRE” *chicharito kick in the stomach* “CHINGADA MADRE HIJO DE TU PUTA MADRE” *pulls out dirty revolver* “SIGAN TRAYENDO A SUS PENDEJOS PAQUE LES METAMOS EN LA VRGA”
“See here? These here are the wild Borracho Beans. And they’re spicier than ever! Woohoo! Make sure to stay at least 6 feet away from the creatures at all times, as the municipality will not allow us to install glass protector walls between us and the subjects for reasons of “inhumanity”. What bozos! Up next is the neighborhood porch apes. I think the handout shows Dumpster Trumpsters, Chonger Bong Changers, aaaand, Allackma Snackbars. Very well, then! Whew, it’s pretty hot, ain’t it. Follow along!”
by nitnas ogied August 1, 2020
A faggot tiktokker-looking person who smokes enough weed to steal from their parents
Half their day is on facetime
Our current world seems to be run on these idiots. In the end, it’s better business for people like Bill Maher and Seth Meyers to reference their stupidity
An early sign of this disease is males (tend to be blond) in shorts too high above the knees, almost underwear-like
Brits
Zombies of the Marijuana Epidemic
Tend to bring up alcohol in a Marijuana debate immediately when someone expresses their concerns about Marijuana
A tier lower than the Douchefag
Half their day is on facetime
Our current world seems to be run on these idiots. In the end, it’s better business for people like Bill Maher and Seth Meyers to reference their stupidity
An early sign of this disease is males (tend to be blond) in shorts too high above the knees, almost underwear-like
Brits
Zombies of the Marijuana Epidemic
Tend to bring up alcohol in a Marijuana debate immediately when someone expresses their concerns about Marijuana
A tier lower than the Douchefag
I have my gun ready for in case that scumfag arrives my house
That scumfag doesn’t flush the toilet and smells like shit with bad breath but keeps his skin clean
Wow, a 16 year old scumfag vaping. Havent seen that before
What is it about that scumfag’s perm hair with short sides that make him feel so entitled treat girls like shit
I heard he voted for Trump and watches other youtube douchefags like Joe Bongino and Tucker Carlson, and a little Joe Rogan on the side. What a total scumfag
Person 1- I believe weed makes the majority of its consumers lazy, stupid, and thieving pieces of trash who get angered and emotion easily and can’t think logically, as well as its fair share of car accidents and other stuff.
Retard- “BUT ALCOHOL”
Scumfags rule the world
That scumfag doesn’t flush the toilet and smells like shit with bad breath but keeps his skin clean
Wow, a 16 year old scumfag vaping. Havent seen that before
What is it about that scumfag’s perm hair with short sides that make him feel so entitled treat girls like shit
I heard he voted for Trump and watches other youtube douchefags like Joe Bongino and Tucker Carlson, and a little Joe Rogan on the side. What a total scumfag
Person 1- I believe weed makes the majority of its consumers lazy, stupid, and thieving pieces of trash who get angered and emotion easily and can’t think logically, as well as its fair share of car accidents and other stuff.
Retard- “BUT ALCOHOL”
Scumfags rule the world
by nitnas ogied December 1, 2021
a faggot
*SPARE READING AND GO DOWN TO THE TIKTOKKERS* TO SEE WHAT FAJEETS ARE
Faggots have existed since the very dinosaurs themselves. But, of course, with time, through the break of different civilizations and world cultures, have taken different respectable “turns” in the wake of societal change and the emergence and disappearance of waking constructs caused by certain events and, revolutionary social endeavors into the thicket of norms and philosophical breakthroughs in maintaining human dignity. The fag and his identifier The identifier and the identified then, in this case of “faggot vs gay?” must be approached AT ALL TIMES with EXCEPTIONAL KNOWLEDGE. U go to a club, u see a lot of faggots. But what do u see at an actual gay bar then? Still faggots. But which are FAJEETS? You see, the gay club goers are huge and total FAGGOTS but do not IMMEDIATELY fall within the category of fajeets, faggots, persay. The particular type of faggot in discussion, the ‘fajeet’, and the word itself, are MOST commonly associated with the identifying factors based in 2021 and BEYOND… these have been the ultimate faggots so far. 2015-2021 faggots were more like fagheads. But since u gotta be nice now we call them “fajeets”. Kinda like fag, fajita, faggot, and fajeetz sounds funny. Sounds like a dbz character. Fajeet
Faggots of 2021 INCLUDE:
Tiktokkers
6 foot+ blond dudes with girl length shorts
I cant write too many characters but i hope the faggot who is reading this will get the idea
*SPARE READING AND GO DOWN TO THE TIKTOKKERS* TO SEE WHAT FAJEETS ARE
Faggots have existed since the very dinosaurs themselves. But, of course, with time, through the break of different civilizations and world cultures, have taken different respectable “turns” in the wake of societal change and the emergence and disappearance of waking constructs caused by certain events and, revolutionary social endeavors into the thicket of norms and philosophical breakthroughs in maintaining human dignity. The fag and his identifier The identifier and the identified then, in this case of “faggot vs gay?” must be approached AT ALL TIMES with EXCEPTIONAL KNOWLEDGE. U go to a club, u see a lot of faggots. But what do u see at an actual gay bar then? Still faggots. But which are FAJEETS? You see, the gay club goers are huge and total FAGGOTS but do not IMMEDIATELY fall within the category of fajeets, faggots, persay. The particular type of faggot in discussion, the ‘fajeet’, and the word itself, are MOST commonly associated with the identifying factors based in 2021 and BEYOND… these have been the ultimate faggots so far. 2015-2021 faggots were more like fagheads. But since u gotta be nice now we call them “fajeets”. Kinda like fag, fajita, faggot, and fajeetz sounds funny. Sounds like a dbz character. Fajeet
Faggots of 2021 INCLUDE:
Tiktokkers
6 foot+ blond dudes with girl length shorts
I cant write too many characters but i hope the faggot who is reading this will get the idea
TIKTOKKERS TO REFERENCE: Noah Beck, @ikennaice, @ziascousin (girls arent discluded), @joshrichards, tony somethin, sam hurley, u get the fuckin idea hopefully. This should spare you MY WRITING
Look at that fajeet in his 5-inch above the knee shorts trying to break into my car
That fajeet thought he could hitch a ride in my car and fight with me in it at the same time
That fucking faggot should stop talking
Look at that fajeet, only caring about women’s faces
That fajeet has no issue explaining how horny he is
What a smelly fajeet
“Hey Bro do u Have a lighter ????”
Why does that fajeet sound retarded on text
The fajeet talks fast and makes no sense at all
That fajeet with the made-curly pompom hair thinks he can steal from me AND gaslight me AND ride in my passenger seat and tell me to drive and shut up? What a faggot? Huh? Hahaha
U might see a lot of these in college
Look at that fajeet in his 5-inch above the knee shorts trying to break into my car
That fajeet thought he could hitch a ride in my car and fight with me in it at the same time
That fucking faggot should stop talking
Look at that fajeet, only caring about women’s faces
That fajeet has no issue explaining how horny he is
What a smelly fajeet
“Hey Bro do u Have a lighter ????”
Why does that fajeet sound retarded on text
The fajeet talks fast and makes no sense at all
That fajeet with the made-curly pompom hair thinks he can steal from me AND gaslight me AND ride in my passenger seat and tell me to drive and shut up? What a faggot? Huh? Hahaha
U might see a lot of these in college
by nitnas ogied August 14, 2021