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For a emerging demographic of folks, whom identify as having been borne, or potentially borne, with both what is termed in 2021ad, male and female genitalia.
1: (specifically, a being borne with a wombman’s ovary system or/and, a little womb, and also, a boys penis & testies.

1a: (of witch 🧙 ♀️, the ovary system is removed, by the slight of hand 🤚 maneuver of single or double hernia surgeries in childhood! these beings are called male. A biologist says fauxtrans folks are diagnosed on a pediatric care treatment plan timeline and receive hernia diagnosis. Typically after 5 yrs of age, The hernia surgery is scheduled, and the remaining ovary system is removed. She says this is a common diagnosis for infant 👶 patients among pediatricians, more than frequently, and nobody knows about it…ssshhhhhh…these beings are then called male, and are typically the victims of circumcision, a pediatric care maneuver compulsory for all of pharaohs male slaves.

2. This fauxtrans surgery is typically, occulted, from the pair-rents, as “pediatric care”.
Fauxtrans, O friend, they removed his ovaries when he was 7, the biologist says that many many people are born with both reproductive organs all the time, & require pediatric care, and nobody knows, not even the pair-rents.
by ninjaballerina December 10, 2021
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quarking is a ninja ballerina snowboard style term, borrowed from quantum physics. It is defined as 🏂 1: riding with the shoulder outside the nose of the board while on toe edge.

2: You are riding against the fall line on top with the shoulder outside the nose of the snowboard, and attempting to ride a toe edge elipse, the other way.

3: Quark stylers, are also crouching low after the Apex instead of extending the skeleton, riding completely out if control, and 4: this is why Lindsey Vonn hates snowboarders and most skiers as well. 5: Y'all are hoodie-wearing mamaboy snowboarders, some bearded..... 6: Quarking is also the basic neurological expression of hesitation on mountain and off mountain. ie, if you correct the quarking habit with Ninja ballerina technique you will no longer quark off mountain (hesitate) in your personal life, we've seen.
7: And in snowboard lesson ride school quarking is called riding separated, it is incorrect, according to AASI, it's riding with the shoulder outside the hip while on toe edge. 8: 99% of all snowboarders do it including the Olympians in the park. They're all quarking down the pipe in some capacity. I am the ninja ballerina and I'm the best ever outside the park on a snowboard and currently. I have coined this term and while I'm riding if you hear me shouting at you "you are quarking", we are pointing this out for posture correction.
You're quarking
by ninjaballerina March 29, 2019
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