627 definitions by nick d
by nick d April 4, 2003
by nick d February 8, 2003
"You'll never get with that girl, she only does water polo players."
"Fucking jersey chaser. I should smack dat ho."
"Fucking jersey chaser. I should smack dat ho."
by nick d February 24, 2003
by nick d February 27, 2003
The simplest drinking game in the world, and also the most efficient. Basically the rules are you tell someone to drink, and they drink. If they stall they have to drink twice. You can't make someone drink while they're already drinking or while you're drinking. Last one standing wins.
by nick d November 3, 2003
by nick d February 13, 2003
Guy on the street: "That job I had cleaning up the strip club was a good one. First I'd polish the strippers' pole, then they'd polish mine. Pretty good way to get paid if you ask me."
Pig: "I'm sorry sir, you can't live here in this cardboard box. Move it."
Pig: "I'm sorry sir, you can't live here in this cardboard box. Move it."
by nick d January 14, 2004