627 definitions by nick d

cabbage

Ghetto slang for a coronary artery bypass graft (CABG), a common surgery for those who have suffered a heart attack or have certain chronic cardiac defects.

Mike: "Ni'a I'm gonna blast my gat and it's gonna fuck you up so bad the ER doctors are gonna have to do a double-cabbage on yo' bitch ass."
Jamal: "Fool don't trip. My crew gonna run up on you so quick you could potentially suffer a myocardial infarction and I'll bust a cap so far up in yo' shit that it removing it is a surgical improbability and thus it could potentially result in chronic lead poisoning as the bullet gradually decomposes in yo' trick-ass body. BITCH!"

by nick d September 1, 2004

fish

An animal that lives in the water and swims. They might kill you in some instances.

"Where's Kenny?"
"Dude, a fish killed him."
"Damn."
"Let's go play wiffle ball."

by nick d March 6, 2003

fish

a loose poker player who loses all their money easily.

Matt Damon is such a fucking fish.

by nick d March 6, 2003

fish

something you go in card games; drawing a card

"Go fish!"
"Go fuck yourself."

by nick d March 6, 2003

fish

to try to catch fish with a net, line and hook, vacuum cleaner, high-powered harpoon gun, or other instrument.

"Hey Bob I caught 39 fish."
"With what variety of instrument?"
"A vacuum cleaner."
"Pizzimp tizzite!"

by nick d March 6, 2003

fish

to try to acquire something.

Bitch was fishing for compliments, saying shit like "I lost 5 lbs." and "I just got implants." and "How do I look?" So I pimp-slapped her.

by nick d March 6, 2003

clit eater

a lesbian.

Joe: "Damn dogg, check out the bitch with the short spiky hair. She'd give a dog a bone. I think I'll go ask her to dinner...I wonder what she'd like to eat."
Bob: "She just wanna eat twat, man, that bitch be munching on the carpet."
Joe: "Whatever man, you just jealous."
(walks over to girl)
Joe: "So...how about you and me go and..."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm a clit eater."
Joe: "OK..."
Bob: "Told you...straight up dyke."

by nick d May 2, 2003