nethcev!'s definitions

Joke

Like matchsticks of humor, jokes, when kept dry, ignite flames of laughter.

"It was just a joke!"

by nethcev! August 26, 2006

Peon

A member of an occupation, which requires little professional skill or education. Contemporary examples of such professionals include: industrial assembly line worker, farm laborer, and Senator in the United States Congress.

"I am a lowely peon in the system"

by nethcev! August 27, 2006

Successful

A term used to describe someone who has finally freed him/herself from personal-evaluation.

"To succeed in the world, we do everything we can to appear successful."

-Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld

by nethcev! October 18, 2006

Life

A timed multiple choice exam - which most people end up failing.

"Life is a bitch, and then..."

by nethcev! August 26, 2006

hypocrite

A title given to one who has found Jesus.

If you would like an example of a hypocrite, odds are you need only look in the mirror.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

truth

1. The Abominable Snowman of society; a mythic legend which many swear by and is not without some minute traces of tangible evidence to add credence to the possibility of its existence.
2. What some seek to find, and others to escape.

They say the truth will set you free.
But I’ve been a prisoner to lies for so long I’ve practically become institutionalized.
Though I no longer pace between the gloomy corners of my shady cell, I do not believe that I can ever truly “be free.”
Not as long as I continue to fear my truth, while still taking refuge in my lies.

by nethcev! January 23, 2007

elementary school

An introductory academic program that leads students through the first four to eight years of their education. It is here where tomorrow’s young scholars are taught the essential “three R’s”; Reading, Writing, Recess, and of course gym….but that’s technically not an “R”…. is it?

For a perfect example of an elementary school, drive to that part of the neighborhood where all the speed limit signs say "slow children at play."

by nethcev! August 24, 2006