Definitions by nero11

porcelain pit

a toilet, typically with great depth to contain splash water.

Hey, I like how the new porcelain pit has tall walls for even the nastiest of dumps.

porcelain pit by nero11 February 27, 2008

Toilet's Revenge 

Upon dropping stinky logsinto the porcelain pit,in retaliation,the toilet graces your butt cheeks with toilet water. Often occurs when turds are cut well before submerging.

I flippin' hate toilet's revenge! The water causes the toilet paper to thin out and it's just down right cold!

Toilet's Revenge by nero11 February 27, 2008

Snail Trail

the act of using the hand/forearm to rid the nose of running snot leaving a glistening path hence the name "snail trail". the trail usually begins on or near the index finger and runs at least half way up the forearm.

"I didn't have a Kleenex, so I just...snail trailed my snot and hoped that it was gone before i got to my elbow.

Snail Trail by nero11 February 12, 2008

Blabo 

an instance when one misspeaks; its the typo of an oral error

Is he still dating Tiffany?
- Tiffany? He was never dating Tiffany.
No, not Tiffany but whatserface.
My bad man, I made a blabo.

Blabo by nero11 February 1, 2008

Kickin' the Crib 

action implying hating to wake up; a very needed sleep

When my alarm woke me up at 6:30 this morning, I was kickin' the crib.

Kickin' the Crib by nero11 January 28, 2008