negutits's definitions

shit whole

Containing shit throughout; having no part that is not shit; composed strictly of tightly-bound shitecules into a matrix indistinguishable from shit.

Shit whole bitch stoled my meths!

by negutits June 22, 2014

horp pollorp

The retarded masses

Finally the horp pollorp are catching up to dick cheney's crimes.

by negutits June 12, 2016

BurgerQueening

Faking a pregnancy to get more food.

Look at that fatass panda. Bitch be burgerqueening that bottle.

by negutits August 27, 2014

word cunt

A specialized form of cunt that publicly wrestles unskillfully with larger, less common words so as to feign intellect and reason. Also can refer specifically to the orifice on said cunt from which foolish words originate.

1) The following is a quote from word cunt, Sarah Palin: "Oil and coal? Of course, it's a fungible commodity and they don't flag, you know, the molecules, "...
2) Saw Dana Loesch on Bill Maher. She needs to shut her word cunt.

by negutits April 4, 2011

Pedofuture

Speculative prediction market contract that allows people to place bets on which celebrity or politician is going to turn out to be accused or convicted of being a pedo in the news within the next business quarter. A pedofuture is a specialized variant of molestofuture, which itself includes any allegation of sexual abuse

I'm putting 100 bucks in Stephen Colbert pedofutures after that stunt with Henry Kissinger at the end of his last show

by negutits November 27, 2017

loyola

A loyalist left-hand path hench, mobster, or hitman that uses underhanded tactics from the shadows, such as double-garroting or poisons or occultism of some kind.

Brett Bajara is one of Kissenger's loyola; always available at a moment's notice to jump on a private jet and fly halfway around the world to fix any problem.

by negutits November 18, 2017

Titty-to-pretty ratio

Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.

I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.

by negutits June 24, 2014