Speculative prediction market contract that allows people to place bets on which celebrity or politician is going to turn out to be accused or convicted of being a pedo in the news within the next business quarter. A pedofuture is a specialized variant of molestofuture, which itself includes any allegation of sexual abuse
I'm putting 100 bucks in Stephen Colbert pedofutures after that stunt with Henry Kissinger at the end of his last show
by negutits November 26, 2017