2 definitions by negative nine

unbidextrous

unable to do anything with either hand.

Dad: Hey Son, I need you to help me work on the roof today.

Son: Nah, you know I can't help you, Dad, remember I unbidextrous.

by negative nine March 22, 2011

unbidextrous

unable to use either hand well

(Jordan and Jason see a homeless man on the street)

Jason: Dude, I gotta go rub one out.

Jordan: Need some help? I *know* you're unbidextrous.

by negative nine March 8, 2011