Stupid, dull-witted. The complete absence of rational thought or any potential for rational thought. The lowest possible level on the intelligence scale. A fucktard.
Student: Professor, this formaldehyde soaked frog I'm dissecting is dumber than Charlie Sheen.
Professor: Son, the correct expression is 'Dumb as Charlie Sheen' . It's not possible to be dumber than Charlie Sheen.
A guy who buys women ridiculously expensive shoes with hopes of getting them in bed.
Hot chick: Some guy that sees me at work bought me this $1,200 pair of french pumps.
Friend: You've got yourself a Shoegar Daddy.
N. A short puff of breath.
V. To puff warm air on something or someone.
"A warm shock of air heat of mustard hauched on Mr Bloom's heart."
Ulysses - James Joyce
Almost as soon as I hauch on my sunglasses and clean the lenses, they are dirty again.