5 definitions by nathaniel spritzner

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a soft material used to cover floors
I skipped happily along the carpet, and when I tripped I only chipped four teeth.
by nathaniel spritzner August 07, 2005

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A yummy cream made from clams, that often comes in a can. Its good. Tastes nice.
I opened the can of yummy clam chowder.
by nathaniel spritzner July 30, 2005

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Santa Claws has a variety of definitions.
a)A tiger forging a letter from the North Pole and misspelled Santa Clauses' name.
b)The patron saint of claws.
c)Santa Clauses' son and heir (will soon become the replacement in a couple hundred years)
1. Jimmy: I will soon be coming. Sincerely, Santa Claws.
Jimmy: waddaya do that for?
Tiger: munch, munch...

2. In Switzerland, people often offer flowers and cuticle softeners to Santa Claws.

3. Santa Clause: Claw, you will have to pick one of the reindeer to be your favorite.
Son: Dad, what's that head doing on the top of the sleigh?
Santa Clause: Well, Rudolph's nose still worked even while he was dead...
by nathaniel spritzner July 30, 2005

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'Fucking creepy' with the first letters rearranged. Often said as "fupping creeky"
God, that movie was crucking feepy!!!
by Nathaniel Spritzner May 20, 2006

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1. a 2nd story or higher door that has doors leading straight into a fall to the ground.

2. what causes retired cops to act sometimes somewhat paranoid.

see Winchester Castle for a place with a lot of suicide doors
my grandpa died tragically when he accidently stepped through a suicide door.
by nathaniel spritzner November 20, 2005

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