5 definitions by nathaniel spritzner
| 1. | carpet | ||
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a soft material used to cover floors I skipped happily along the carpet, and when I tripped I only chipped four teeth.
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nathaniel spritzner
Aug 7, 2005
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| 2. | clam chowder | ||
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A yummy cream made from clams, that often comes in a can. Its good. Tastes nice. I opened the can of yummy clam chowder.
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nathaniel spritzner
Jul 30, 2005
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| 3. | Santa Claws | ||
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Santa Claws has a variety of definitions.
a)A tiger forging a letter from the North Pole and misspelled Santa Clauses' name. b)The patron saint of claws. c)Santa Clauses' son and heir (will soon become the replacement in a couple hundred years) 1. Jimmy: I will soon be coming. Sincerely, Santa Claws.
Jimmy: waddaya do that for? Tiger: munch, munch... 2. In Switzerland, people often offer flowers and cuticle softeners to Santa Claws. 3. Santa Clause: Claw, you will have to pick one of the reindeer to be your favorite. Son: Dad, what's that head doing on the top of the sleigh? Santa Clause: Well, Rudolph's nose still worked even while he was dead...
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nathaniel spritzner
Jul 30, 2005
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| 4. | crucking feepy | ||
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'Fucking creepy' with the first letters rearranged. Often said as "fupping creeky" God, that movie was crucking feepy!!!
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| 5. | suicide door | ||
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1. a 2nd story or higher door that has doors leading straight into a fall to the ground.
2. what causes retired cops to act sometimes somewhat paranoid. see Winchester Castle for a place with a lot of suicide doors my grandpa died tragically when he accidently stepped through a suicide door.
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