nathaniel spritzner's definitions

carpet

a soft material used to cover floors

I skipped happily along the carpet, and when I tripped I only chipped four teeth.

by nathaniel spritzner September 1, 2005

clam chowder

A yummy cream made from clams, that often comes in a can. Its good. Tastes nice.

I opened the can of yummy clam chowder.

by nathaniel spritzner August 26, 2005

crucking feepy

'Fucking creepy' with the first letters rearranged. Often said as "fupping creeky"

God, that movie was crucking feepy!!!

by Nathaniel Spritzner May 26, 2006

suicide door

1. a 2nd story or higher door that has doors leading straight into a fall to the ground.

2. what causes retired cops to act sometimes somewhat paranoid.

see Winchester Castle for a place with a lot of suicide doors

my grandpa died tragically when he accidently stepped through a suicide door.

by nathaniel spritzner December 28, 2005