4 definitions by Nathaniel Spritzner

carpet

a soft material used to cover floors

I skipped happily along the carpet, and when I tripped I only chipped four teeth.

by Nathaniel Spritzner August 7, 2005

clam chowder

A yummy cream made from clams, that often comes in a can. Its good. Tastes nice.

I opened the can of yummy clam chowder.

by Nathaniel Spritzner July 30, 2005

suicide door

1. a 2nd story or higher door that has doors leading straight into a fall to the ground.

2. what causes retired cops to act sometimes somewhat paranoid.

see Winchester Castle for a place with a lot of suicide doors

my grandpa died tragically when he accidently stepped through a suicide door.

by Nathaniel Spritzner November 20, 2005

crucking feepy

'Fucking creepy' with the first letters rearranged. Often said as "fupping creeky"

God, that movie was crucking feepy!!!

by Nathaniel Spritzner May 21, 2006