nathan's definitions

potence

Great skill, strength or efficacy. A master is said to be endowed with great potence.

(in reference to previous post) I'm going to use MY potence to throw it right back, you prissy Toreador.

by Nathan July 17, 2004

Lynerd Skynerd

Spelling of "Lynyrd Skynyrd" by people who dont know how to spell it but knows there are Ys in there somewhere.

"Yea, I love Lynerd Skynerd!!!"

"Really? Whats ur favorite song by them?"

"uh...Devil Went Down To Georgia?"

by Nathan October 24, 2003

Ninja in the Night

When a ninja has mastered the arts of night stealtage and has gained the use of all 6 senses (including the psychic abilities they gain through deathly training), they are able to go out and ninja in the night without worrying about jerks spotting them.

Guy: "Dude, did you see that?"
Dude: "Guy, stfu and get me some pie."

by Nathan March 1, 2005

Formula 1

Founded in 1950 when the first world championship was raced, it has developed today into what is the greatest form of motor racing known to man and the greatest sport in the world.

Owned by Bernie, who rakes in $2.5Billion US per anum from the sport, it is an insitution, more sacred to fans then religion.

OMG! It's only 6 days until The opening race of the season starts in Melbourne, Australia.

by Nathan March 30, 2005

Crap monkey

1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.

1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

jock

A prisoner who protects his punk from sexual advances of other prisoners, and receives sexual favors from his punk in return.

Bob is my jock so if you want a piece of me you have to get through him first.

by Nathan March 31, 2003

slurpie

The action where the male ejactulates on his partner and than kisses them.

I gave that trick a slurpie.

by Nathan January 28, 2005