nathan's definitions

dirty emmit poon

An extremely sweaty dirty but tasty poon

-I got sum dirty emmit last night
Fuck yeah

by Nathan January 14, 2004

a/s/ler

Someone who immeadiately asks asl at the beginning of all conversations. This shows an utter lack of intellectual depth or sexual restraint. Most people simply ignore anyone who begins a conversation with such an inane question as "age/sex/location?"

I don't think an example is necessary.

by Nathan July 17, 2004

THE gwenanobi

Insane female grrly obsessed with internet goons and the Aquabats, also in love with Warlain

Dude, did you hear what Gwenanobi said last night?

by Nathan September 7, 2003

typo

An excuse for not knowing the correct spelling of a word.

1: Thats wierd, my indeviduality is deprishiating at an starteling rate

2: what?

1: Uh... typo

2: Moron.

by Nathan July 17, 2004

polygamy

The opposite of monogamy. To have many sexual partners within short intervals of time is to be polygamous. Expanding upon this, having bitches or call girls or multiple friends with benefits is being polygamous.

Polygamous behavior is one of the greatest proliferators of STD's next to sharing needles.

by Nathan July 17, 2004

Led Zeppelin

A band that, no matter how many entries people put in saying how they stole music, will always kick ass over other bands, with the possible exception of The Who and The Doors.

Robert Plant and Jimmy Page vs. every rapper except Run DMC cause they were kinda kool with the laceless adidas's...

yea, Led Zeppelin owns

What? Led Zeppelin stole music from better lesser known bands? well, if they were better, why are they lesser known?

by Nathan April 6, 2004

furuncle

When you are having anal sex with someone and then you pull out and punch them.

I totally furuncled him last night. He never saw it coming.

by Nathan May 13, 2005