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numpty

****-bag; a total douche; Stuck up froggin' old bag.
That douche is such a numpty!
by Nathan April 25, 2003
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hobbo

1. A shmuck. A fool. A person in complete denial of the truth, especially when someone calls them a hobbo, and they know damn well that they are the hobbo
2. One who follows hobboism; Jean
Jean, the hobbo, went to her hobbo worship every day, but still denies being a hobbo.
by Nathan March 6, 2004
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trues

when someone accuses you of a liar.
Joe: I bet you 10 dollars I can dust it.
Jane: Lies!
Joe: Trues!
by nathan August 10, 2004
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Wigga

A white man who thinks or wants to be a black man.
Usually wears big puffy jackets with fur across the hood.
Also takes great pride in appearence including hair and what he is wearing.
He also intends to take the mickey out of what other people are wearing.
He also may complain about how long he hasn't had sex for, even though they really haven't had sex.
They will also listen to Black Rap, including 2Pac, Dr Dre, 50 cent etc.
They will have many comments on their bag such as "Live by the gun, die by the gun" and "Life's a bitch and then you die"
Wigga: "Im so stressed. I haven't had sex in 2 weeks"

Someone else "Yeh, but you haven't had sex yet, WIGGA"
by Nathan January 8, 2004
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The Lumberjack

When two guys are tag teaming a girl, one of whom is receiving oral sex and the other anal sex, they hold hands and trust back and forth performing a motion like a lumberjack sawing down a tree.
My buddy and me flipped a coin for positioning during the lumberjack.
by Nathan November 20, 2004
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poopystanks

to be of absolute insanity with ones surroundings.
"poopystanks the chitlens are ablaze"!
by nathan April 14, 2003
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febreze

tina: Just got back from the gym.
gina: Lets go.
tina: Let me febreze myself.
gina: hurry up!
by nathan August 10, 2004
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