Definitions by narbles

watermelon slap 

The act of slapping a woman's breast. Especially a woman with large breasts the size of watermelons.

Man Shauna has such big breasts, I just had to give her a watermelon slap.

watermelon slap by Narbles November 26, 2014

Tofu Magnet 

A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.

Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.

Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.

Tofu Magnet by narbles February 25, 2011

clown boner 

When a man wakes up with a raging morning wood, while wearing colorful, tacky boxers or underpants

Dude 1: "WhoooWeeeee I'm pitchin' a tent over here"

Dude 2: "Man, you've really worked up a clown boner in those colorful briefs"

clown boner by narbles February 25, 2011