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31 definitions by n00b

 
15.
The most annoying creature in the entire universe. From a horrible episode of South Park.
Jackovasaur mating call: "DOOO-WOOOOOOP!!!!"
by n00b August 14, 2003
 
16.
1. To repeatedly steer conversations and attention to yourself by creating wild and imaginative stories.

2. An Attention Whore on interweb message boards who continually shines the spotlight on wild and fantastic antics.

3. A future VH1 "Behind the Music" reference when somone makes it in the recording industry and their dirty little secrets are revealed.
1. "Dude! Quit being a Beltandin, no one believes all that crap can happen to one person!!"

2. "OMFG! Look at that Beltandin, he kicked his lesbian wife to the curb and is hypnotized by a pair of 19 year old knockers!"

3. "Much like the mythical Beltandin, superstar Mr. X was arrested for public nudity and transporting a minor across state lines in his early 20's."
by n00b January 02, 2005
 
17.
A cheat0r is some one who is cheating
eg ir cheat0ring
by n00b March 17, 2003
 
18.
german verb of h4x0r
l4ss uns di3 kist3 h4x0rn, dud3!
by n00b January 22, 2004
 
19.
BMX
bmx is the best fucking sport ever- now stop reading these gay ass definitions
and go ride your bike. run over some skaters too.
fit, standard, volume, fbm, s&m- no gt, is not a bmx bike nor is ur stupid ass dyno.
by n00b August 31, 2003
 
20.
This is a definitive source for taking the fantastic and embellished stories of male virgins who are addicted to the internet and "translating" them into factual accounts in the proper perspective.
1. Eric says, "ZOMG! I hooked up with a SERIOUS hottie last night after the party." When run through the Kardosaurus we find that Eric REALLY meant, "I was home alone last night and watching American Idol before bed. I fell asleep and dreamt of Paula Abdul and woke up with sticky sheets."

2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"

by n00b January 20, 2007
 
21.
a word for gay german wardrivers
look, it's a pietry!
by n00b January 22, 2004