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Heartless Bitches International
A website/organization of angry women who extricate their frustrations by bashing anyone that isn't callous, malcontented, and self-righteous. (They take special care to define 'nice guys' as conniving, spineless nazis.) The site tries to write its hypocrisy off as satire, but nobody in their right mind would churn out such bile on a regular basis without severe emotional disturbances of some kind.
A website/organization of angry women who extricate their frustrations by bashing anyone that isn't callous, malcontented, and self-righteous. (They take special care to define 'nice guys' as conniving, spineless nazis.) The site tries to write its hypocrisy off as satire, but nobody in their right mind would churn out such bile on a regular basis without severe emotional disturbances of some kind.
HBI reader: "I wonder what sorts of relationships these women were in, that made them so angry?"
Heartless Bitch: "They don't need a relationship to be angry! They're mature, headstrong adults! And they're surrounded by cloying, manipulative children! What could be more mature than filling a website with flaming, pseudo-ironic hyperbole?"
HBI Reader: "True, they have every right to be insufferable cunts if it suits them."
Heartless Bitch: "Welcome to the Internet, you spineless twerp!"
Heartless Bitch: "They don't need a relationship to be angry! They're mature, headstrong adults! And they're surrounded by cloying, manipulative children! What could be more mature than filling a website with flaming, pseudo-ironic hyperbole?"
HBI Reader: "True, they have every right to be insufferable cunts if it suits them."
Heartless Bitch: "Welcome to the Internet, you spineless twerp!"
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