n00b's definitions

rivered

The loss of a winning poker hand on the very last card dealt; it is frequently followed by shock, tears, and a severe need to blow things/people up. (Halo, anyone?)

3:36pm All in preflop...equal hands...I hit a better hand on flop and turn and get rivered by my arch nemesis. Anybody with the name of Sandy that you happen to know, go ahead and punch him/her in the face for me. thx...

by n00b August 8, 2004

El Camino College

WTF, El Camino doesnt have preps going there.. The preps go to USC and UCLA and LMU and stuff.. :o

Stormin the the party like my name is El Nino, Hangin' out drinkin in the back of El Camino

by n00b April 12, 2004

portch-monkey

nigger thats yo' slave

yo monkey get me an iced tea.

by n00b August 23, 2003

cased up

When a person is trying to get you caught while doing something wrong

Yo man, you tryna get me cased up?

by n00b February 17, 2005

Ass Cough California

A term used to describe the middle of no where, or a place a long way from somewhere. See also Bum Fuck Egypt

I don't feel like driving to ass cough california just to go see a damn movie.

by n00b March 21, 2007

Beltandin

1. To repeatedly steer conversations and attention to yourself by creating wild and imaginative stories.

2. An Attention Whore on interweb message boards who continually shines the spotlight on wild and fantastic antics.

3. A future VH1 "Behind the Music" reference when somone makes it in the recording industry and their dirty little secrets are revealed.

1. "Dude! Quit being a Beltandin, no one believes all that crap can happen to one person!!"

2. "OMFG! Look at that Beltandin, he kicked his lesbian wife to the curb and is hypnotized by a pair of 19 year old knockers!"

3. "Much like the mythical Beltandin, superstar Mr. X was arrested for public nudity and transporting a minor across state lines in his early 20's."

by n00b January 2, 2005

cheat0r

A cheat0r is some one who is cheating

eg ir cheat0ring

by n00b March 17, 2003