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portch-monkey

by n00b August 23, 2003
mugGet the portch-monkeymug.

penguin

1)The creature you can steal from Antartica without authorities noticing.
2)Mascot of Linus Torvalds
1) you stole my penguin!!!
2) w00t!!! look at that penguin go!
by n00b February 19, 2004
mugGet the penguinmug.

Lupin

(Nickname "Moony")
Lycanthrope and Former Defense agains the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts Academy. Member of the Order of the Phoenix.
Lupid will pwn j00r arse, Voldemort
by n00b July 28, 2003
mugGet the Lupinmug.

pietry

a word for gay german wardrivers
look, it's a pietry!
by n00b January 22, 2004
mugGet the pietrymug.

f0g

l337 for "fuck"
f0g y0U!
by n00b January 22, 2004
mugGet the f0gmug.

Ass Cough California

A term used to describe the middle of no where, or a place a long way from somewhere. See also Bum Fuck Egypt
I don't feel like driving to ass cough california just to go see a damn movie.
by n00b March 21, 2007
mugGet the Ass Cough Californiamug.

Beltandin

1. To repeatedly steer conversations and attention to yourself by creating wild and imaginative stories.

2. An Attention Whore on interweb message boards who continually shines the spotlight on wild and fantastic antics.

3. A future VH1 "Behind the Music" reference when somone makes it in the recording industry and their dirty little secrets are revealed.
1. "Dude! Quit being a Beltandin, no one believes all that crap can happen to one person!!"

2. "OMFG! Look at that Beltandin, he kicked his lesbian wife to the curb and is hypnotized by a pair of 19 year old knockers!"

3. "Much like the mythical Beltandin, superstar Mr. X was arrested for public nudity and transporting a minor across state lines in his early 20's."
by n00b January 2, 2005
mugGet the Beltandinmug.

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