Definitions by mysterious_writa

Diamonds 

Known as girls' best friend

Girl: Honey can you buy that diamond ring for me?
Mike: No!
Girl: Cheapass povo SOB!

Diamonds by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

PMS 

The reason why a girl is in a really bad mood or upset. <<< guy's definition and it's WRONG!!!

Girl: Shut up Mike, why do you have to be such a dick?
Mike: Do you have PMS or something?
Girl: Dammit! Forget i even asked!
Mike: It's PMS isn't it?
Girl: No you fucking loser!

PMS by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Messenger 

Best invention ever invented

Mike: Whats MSN Messenger?
Girl: Just go fuck yourself

Messenger by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Dogs 

Known as Boy's best friend

Girl: Why do you always spend time with that dog for?
Mike: He's my best friend.
Girl: Oh yeah, i forgot you two are both son of bitches

Dogs by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

S.O.B 

Shorthand for the phrase 'Son Of a Bitch' (A.K.A Mike)

Girl: Mike why do you always have to be a SOB?
Mike: What's that?
Girl: Sorry forgot dogs don't speak english...

S.O.B by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Hell 

Where Mike belongs...

Girl: Mike go to hell!
Mike: I don't know how

Hell by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004