3 definitions by my6000lblife
Jessie Raymond Castleberry is a thicc boi. He doesn't like his first name because it sounds like a girl's name, so he goes my Raymond. He LOVES Star Wars. If he is thinking about Star Wars, nothing else can distract him. His wife is super unlucky because she doesn't know that he acctually is a closet gay. He's almost as far in the closet as Dean Winchester. Everyone hates him because he is a very mean person, but everyone acctually secretly loves him. He doesn't care if you make fun of him, but if someone does something wrong, then he will become very mad and yell at that person. When a person is finally free from him, he always comes back. His thicness is too much for the world, so he stays inside all day. He tries to be cool, so he always wears his visors backwards. He hates it when people don't tuck-in their shirts.
by my6000lblife July 14, 2018
AKA Mr. Thickleberry. The best teacher ever. Also the most thiccc person in tha world. He's so sexy and I wish he was my dad because He's straight daddy. I would be gay for him any day. He'll roast yo ass so bad that you'll b crying to yo momma and he could beat u inna rap battle any day.
by my6000lblife July 14, 2018
She is described as a cutie (but not as cute as Dr. Phil, Steve Harvey, Gandhi, or Ceaser Chavez). She taste like beef ramen noodles. She is very stupid at times but her family is SO awesome. She is a goody two-shoes, always obeying her parents but holds grudges for years. She is good at everything except soccer, making peanut butter and jellys, monopoly, and doing realistic art. She is stupid and she is a heartbreaker and hates to cry for some weird reason. She will be rich one day and buy gallons and GALLONS of ice cream. She has green eyes and wears a STOLEN fluffy jacket. She betrays her friends but she's still alright I guess. Also she is super mean and annoying. She is super fun to be around and SUPER weird. She is never open to try to things and is the dumbest person ever. She is so sexy, but she always put's salad in my wounds. She acts like she's innocent but she is 'innapropriate' at times. She over-reacts all the time and has anger issues. She loves to read books. She gets really obsessive over books, shows, and bands. She loves Nutella and is always hungry. Some things it's just better if she didn't know and she always seems to have led on her face. Overall, she is super thicc (almost as thicc as mr castleberry)
Caitlin Marie Rogers is the hottest person alive (but not as cute as Dr. Phil, Steve Harvey, Gandhi, or Ceaser Chavez of course)
by my6000lblife January 12, 2018