7 definitions by my ass is fuckin hairy, man

Fucking Hostile

1. a badass song by one of the greatest groove metallers of all time, Pantera.

2. very very angry

3. how every american felt about muslims/islams in the following days of 9/11

1. To see
To bleed
Cannot be taught
In turn
You're making us
Fucking hostile

2. Guy A - "I CANT BEAT THIS FUCKING GAME"
Guy B - "Chill bro, hit the bong again"
Guy A - "I CAN'T, IM TOO FUCKING HOSTILE"

3. -an american watches a towel head walk down his street. the date is 9/12/2001-
American (to themself) - "Think i'm fucking hostile now, ill show you fucking hostile you god damn towel head"

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man July 6, 2011

hurts like fuck

when something hurts, reeeeeeal bad.

I have a chipped tooth, that shit hurts like fuck

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man July 8, 2011

after-da-flush rush

the feeling of happiness and relaxation after taking a nice big shit.

donny: (with a big smile on his face, reclining into a chair) ooooooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh i feel better!

scotty: whats up with you man, you just hit a bowl or something?

johnny: nah dude, he just took a big shit. i hear him moanin' and groanin' and all that shit, and the plunger going.

donny: i got the after-da-flush rush!

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man July 12, 2011

morning musk

that stench you get when you wake up in the morning. combines how bad your breath and b.o. are

ed: hey guys, whats up?
justin: dude, you smell like morning musk, you just wake up? go brush your teeth and shower
ed: right, sorry...

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man June 22, 2011

Jimi-jams

(n)
1. Jams to the sweet sweet music of Jimi Hendrix
2. Pants that you wear when you go to sleep.

1. Break out the Jimi-jams!
2. *Yawn* Break out the jimi-jams.

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man June 16, 2011

go kick ass

1. a phrase used to shoo away annoying people in a relatively respectful/feel good manner who are trying to tell you how great they can do something.

2. a phrase to use when you are legitimately happy for someone.

1. davey: dude, did you see the awesome lamp i made in woodshop the other day? it was cool huh?

joe: (half ignoring him, trying to get him to het the hint and leave) mhm.

davey: ya see man, all you need to do after you have the overall design done out on the lathe, you need to go-

joe: yeah dude. go kick ass. im actually kinda busy right now.

2. lynn: im so excited! i finally learned that swimming trick the other day!

annie: go kick ass, lynn! thats great!

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man July 12, 2011

butthole blitzer

homosexual male who enjoys rough anal sex, either pitching or catching.

tony, youre such butthole blitzer, shut the fuck up already.

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man June 29, 2011