12 definitions by muffmirkin

trepidacious

how a fuckwit says nervous

first person: oh gee you know I dont really think I want to jump..... the water is to far down
second person: dont be so fucking trepidacious all the time! just do something mad!!

by muffmirkin February 14, 2019

fecal position

what the squatty potty is all about

boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok

by muffmirkin May 23, 2019

olden daze

what you get when someone old gets confused or lost or otherwise not with the program

elderly customer: is this apple $1?
shopkeeper #1: what do you mean, you pay by the weight
shopkeeper #2: dont worry. just take the dollar and go with the olden daze

by muffmirkin January 6, 2020

whoreding

related to COVID-19 panic buying

geez mate, you didn't need to borrow my pick-up just to fill it full of toilet paper, noodles, pasta, mince meat and booze did you? now people are going to think its me whoreding. Now you better give me some of each!

by muffmirkin June 28, 2020

Carol

what you call a Karen at Christmas

Carol: ok the turkey is dry again
Leon - goes out for cigarette.,..
Carol: oh great. fuck the bird and stink like shit!

by muffmirkin July 21, 2020

Carol

What you call a Karen at Christmas

Carol: ok this turkey meat is dry
Leon – goes outside for a cigarette….
Carol: oh great, you fucked the bird now your gonna stink like shit.

by muffmirkin July 21, 2020

older days

not as long ago as the olden days

#1: I was listening to some Rhoda Dakar this morning - it was ok
#2: yeah she was better in the older days

by muffmirkin March 27, 2020