5 definitions by muffinpigeon

poovert

a person with a poop fetish
I broke up with Chad because I found out he was a poovert.
by muffinpigeon November 19, 2018
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portobello dick

an uncircumcised penis
Larry has a portobello dick due to the fact that he is uncircumcised.
by muffinpigeon August 12, 2017
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fagic magic

gay sex
when two men really love each other they will make fagic magic
by muffinpigeon January 26, 2018
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butters my eggrolls

another way of saying "pisses me off"
That girl really butters my eggrolls
by muffinpigeon August 12, 2017
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sacred spot

a more conservative way to say vagina
If anyone tries to touch my sacred spot they will feel the wrath of the lord
by muffinpigeon September 7, 2017
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