Definitions by mrmojorisin

gremlocks 

A physical characteristic of Colson

You friggin chickenhead with your gremlocks

gremlocks by mrmojorisin May 26, 2007

gremlocks 

When you jizz in a chick's hair, and it dries and becomes a nasty crusty lock of hair.

"Oh yeah Mr. I-Have-Gremlocks?"

gremlocks by MrMojoRisin May 20, 2007

gremlock 

When someone jizzes in your hair and it becomes a really nasty crusty lock of hair.

I gave a chick a hardcore gremlock last night.

gremlock by Mrmojorisin May 10, 2007

dial-a-tune

Slang for tech support. Comes from the fact that you usually are put on hold and it plays a musical tune while you wait.

"If you're calling to report a problem, press 1 now."
*Presses one*
"Please hold."
*Song starts*
"Goddamn dial-a-tune!"

dial-a-tune by MrMojoRisin May 25, 2006

half wood 

A state of semi erection of the penis

When Sean showed Colson his penis, he had a half wood

half wood by MrMojoRisin May 17, 2006

poo sauna 

When you have a bowel movement followed by a shower, the smell combines with the steam creating a poo sauna.

"I didn't want to shit and then shower and create a poo sauna"

poo sauna by MrMojoRisin April 4, 2006