When you have a bowel movement followed by a shower, the smell combines with the steam creating a poo sauna.
"I didn't want to shit and then shower and create a poo sauna"
When you jizz in a chick's hair, and it dries and becomes a nasty crusty lock of hair.
"Oh yeah Mr. I-Have-Gremlocks?"
A state of semi erection of the penis
When Sean showed Colson his penis, he had a half wood
Slang for tech support. Comes from the fact that you usually are put on hold and it plays a musical tune while you wait.
"If you're calling to report a problem, press 1 now."
A physical characteristic of Colson
When someone jizzes in your hair and it becomes a really nasty crusty lock of hair.
I gave a chick a hardcore gremlock last night.
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