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Michael Steele

Republican National Commitee Chairman known for embarassing gaffes and poor fund raising performance
Michael Steele once said that Mitt Romney lost because the GOP has a problem with Mormonism. Many prominent Republicans called for Steele's resignation after he said that the war in Afghanistan was Obama's decision and that America might not be able to win.
by Mr.Juan-derful July 19, 2010
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Reaganomics

economic strategy in which the tax burden is shifted away from big corporations and the wealthy and put on the middle class while dramatically increasing spending on things like military hardware thus creating massive budget deficits which are later used as an excuse to cut funding for social programs
Reaganomics was a devious plot to destroy the middle class and usher in a new era of neo-feudalism.
by Mr.Juan-derful August 7, 2010
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Gilligan Gay

When a man is not really gay but is extremely awkward around women, becoming nervous, tongue-tied etc. like the way Gilligan would react to Ginger on "Gilligan's Island"
Last night at the bar this really hot chick was hitting on my friend Steve, but he got all Gilligan Gay on her and totally blew it.
by Mr.Juan-derful January 3, 2010
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orifice hat trick

taken from the hockey term ( a hat trick means to score three times) it is a term for sexual activity involving three orifices on a woman (pussy, mouth, ass)
I was with this slut last night and I scored an orifice hat trick, first she gave me a blowjob, then we had straight sex than I did her in the ass.
by Mr.Juan-derful August 1, 2010
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premake

the original version of a song that another band has made a remake of, often used in a sarcastic manner
My friend told me "Live and Let Die" was his favorite Guns-N-Roses song, he seemed suprised when I told him Paul McCartney had done a premake of that song.
by Mr.Juan-derful September 20, 2010
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Dippy-back

certain Chevy coupes manufactured from 1969-1976 with a back window that curves or "dips" inward instead of outward like most cars
I just got my Dippy-back repainted metallic green and put some 24" wheels on it, now I can really cruise in style.
by Mr.Juan-derful September 20, 2010
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liquor in the front, poker in the rear

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010
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