mr.juan-derful's definitions

high as a Christmas goose

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool

I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

Big Butter Jesus

a 60' tall statue of Jesus made out of a light colored stone that looks like butter, located in Middleton,OH along I-75 just north of Cincinnati

The Big Butter Jesus became famous because of novelty song by Heywood Banks.

by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

llay

the proper spelling of yay which is Cuban slang for cocaine, in Spanish a double "L" is pronouced like a "Y"

A lot of llay is smuggled up from Columbia through Cuba and into Miami.

by Mr.Juan-derful November 30, 2010

mas chorizo

a Mexican sausage fest

Hey Pedro that fiesta really sucked no senoritas just mas chorizo.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

President Clinton

Former Governor of Arkansas elected 42nd President of the United States in 1992 defeating incumbent George H. W. Bush

President Clinton inherited a recession and massive deficits from the previous administration, but he restored the economy and fiscal responsibility all while under constant attack by the vast right-wing conspiracy. After two terms he left office with a record budget surplus.

by Mr.Juan-derful December 13, 2010

bonus tracks

since a cd has a larger capacity than a vinyl record some record companies feel compelled to fill in that extra space when a classic album is re-released on cd

Bonus tracks are often alternative versions of songs already on the album or in some cases they are songs that weren't on the original release simply because they suck. Some people think bonus tracks ruin the integrity of the original recording.

by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

People's Candidate

a politician who is supported by their constituents but not the party establishment

Joe Lieberman lost the Democratic primary for the Senate, he ran as an Independent in the General Election and won.

Lisa Murkowski lost the Republican primary for the Senate, she ran as an Independent in the General Election and won.

Lieberman and Murkowski are People's Candidates!

by Mr.Juan-derful December 26, 2010