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high as a Christmas goose

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool

I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

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The Bob and Tom Show

America's number one rated morning radio show

The Bob and Tom Show is the funniest thing on the radio and Kristi Lee even makes the news entertaining.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 9, 2010

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Ground Zero Mosque

It is a little known fact that the Twin Towers each had their own Mosque inside that were destroyed in the 9/11 attacks, it would be appropriate to refer to either of these as a "Ground Zero Mosque"

The destruction of the Ground Zero Mosques would seem to suggest that the 9/11 terrorists were not real Muslims, but were in fact enemies of Islam.

by Mr.Juan-derful October 18, 2010

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Big Butter Jesus

a 60' tall statue of Jesus made out of a light colored stone that looks like butter, located in Middleton,OH along I-75 just north of Cincinnati

The Big Butter Jesus became famous because of novelty song by Heywood Banks.

by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

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DOMA

Defense Of Marriage Act: An Orwellian term for a law that does the exact opposite of what the title implies, rather than defending marriage it denies some people the right to marry

religious zealot: "Thank God for the Defense of Marriage Act, now my marriage is being defended I never have to worry about divorce or anything like that."

gay man: "You dumbass the DOMA doesn't defend anybodies marriage it just says that if my husband and I ever leave Massachusetts other states don't have to recognize our marriage."

by Mr.Juan-derful August 1, 2010

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