mr.juan-derful's definitions

high as a Christmas goose

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool

I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

Big Butter Jesus

a 60' tall statue of Jesus made out of a light colored stone that looks like butter, located in Middleton,OH along I-75 just north of Cincinnati

The Big Butter Jesus became famous because of novelty song by Heywood Banks.

by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

Reaganosis

alternative name for alzheimers, a disease from which Ronald Reagan suffered

Diseases are often named for famous people who had them, ALS is commonly refered to as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so it would seem appropriate to call alzheimers Reaganosis.

by Mr.Juan-derful November 13, 2010

daddy parts

the male genitalia

Eating Cheetos while watching porn can make your daddy parts turn yellow.

by Mr.Juan-derful July 7, 2010

Joe Lieberman

Senator from Connecticut and Al Gore's running mate in the 2000 elections

Senator Joe Lieberman supported many policies of the Bush Administration such as the Patriot Act and the war in Iraq. This angered many Democrats causing Lieberman to lose the Democratic primary in 2006 to Ned Lamont. Lieberman then ran again for the Senate as an Independent and won in the general election.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 16, 2011

one drop rule

When segregation was practiced in the Southern United States a person that was even the smallest percentage black was simply considered black

Barack Obama is technically biracial but according to the one drop rule he would have simply been considered black.

by Mr.Juan-derful September 12, 2010

somebody's girl syndrome

when a really hot chick has trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her....

Inspired by the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby"

Can you believe Jennifer didn't have a date for the prom? She must be suffering from somebody's girl syndrome.

by Mr.Juan-derful May 4, 2010