mr.juan-derful's definitions

audio-turd

term coined by Tom Griswold of The Bob and Tom Show for a song that really sucks bad

Hey, have you heard Lady Gaga's latest audio-turd?

by Mr.Juan-derful December 24, 2010

one drop rule

When segregation was practiced in the Southern United States a person that was even the smallest percentage black was simply considered black

Barack Obama is technically biracial but according to the one drop rule he would have simply been considered black.

by Mr.Juan-derful September 12, 2010

somebody's girl syndrome

when a really hot chick has trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her....

Inspired by the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby"

Can you believe Jennifer didn't have a date for the prom? She must be suffering from somebody's girl syndrome.

by Mr.Juan-derful May 4, 2010

dance remix

When somebody takes a song that already sucked and remixes it to make it suck even more

Did you hear Lady Gaga's new dance remix, it really sucks!

by Mr.Juan-derful March 22, 2010

virgin-slut

a term used to point out the absurdity of contradictory statements made by republitard obama bashers

Tea Partier: " Obama is just like Hitler and Stalin"

Me: "WTF, Hitler and Stalin were enemies at opposite ends of the political spectrum, Hitler was from the extreme far right and Stalin was from the extreme far left. Saying somebody is like Hitler AND Stalin is like calling somebody a virgin-slut!

by Mr.Juan-derful July 17, 2010

angry cat edit

When a cd is edited for radio the word fuck is sometimes replaced with just an "F" sound that resembles the hissing sound that cats make when they are really pissed-off

My grandmother got me a cd for my birthday, unfortunately she bought it at Wal-mart so it is full of angry cat edits.

by Mr.Juan-derful March 15, 2010

high as a Christmas goose

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool

I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010