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Reaganosis

alternative name for alzheimers, a disease from which Ronald Reagan suffered
Diseases are often named for famous people who had them, ALS is commonly refered to as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so it would seem appropriate to call alzheimers Reaganosis.
by Mr.Juan-derful November 13, 2010
mugGet the Reaganosismug.

one drop rule

When segregation was practiced in the Southern United States a person that was even the smallest percentage black was simply considered black
Barack Obama is technically biracial but according to the one drop rule he would have simply been considered black.
by Mr.Juan-derful September 12, 2010
mugGet the one drop rulemug.

dance remix

When somebody takes a song that already sucked and remixes it to make it suck even more
Did you hear Lady Gaga's new dance remix, it really sucks!
by Mr.Juan-derful March 22, 2010
mugGet the dance remixmug.

daddy parts

Eating Cheetos while watching porn can make your daddy parts turn yellow.
by Mr.Juan-derful July 7, 2010
mugGet the daddy partsmug.

DOMA

Defense Of Marriage Act: An Orwellian term for a law that does the exact opposite of what the title implies, rather than defending marriage it denies some people the right to marry
religious zealot: "Thank God for the Defense of Marriage Act, now my marriage is being defended I never have to worry about divorce or anything like that."

gay man: "You dumbass the DOMA doesn't defend anybodies marriage it just says that if my husband and I ever leave Massachusetts other states don't have to recognize our marriage."
by Mr.Juan-derful August 1, 2010
mugGet the DOMAmug.

high as a Christmas goose

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool
I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.
by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010
mugGet the high as a Christmas goosemug.

llay

the proper spelling of yay which is Cuban slang for cocaine, in Spanish a double "L" is pronouced like a "Y"
A lot of llay is smuggled up from Columbia through Cuba and into Miami.
by Mr.Juan-derful November 30, 2010
mugGet the llaymug.

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