mr.juan-derful's definitions

audio-turd

term coined by Tom Griswold of The Bob and Tom Show for a song that really sucks bad

Hey, have you heard Lady Gaga's latest audio-turd?

by Mr.Juan-derful December 24, 2010

card check

a system in which an employer is required to recognize a union if a majority of workers sign a membership card, making it easier for workers to organize a union

Many employers don't want to pay their workers a fair wage so they will use threats, intimidation etc. to block efforts to organize a union. A card check system helps workers overcome these obstacles.

by Mr.Juan-derful October 23, 2010

Gilligan Gay

When a man is not really gay but is extremely awkward around women, becoming nervous, tongue-tied etc. like the way Gilligan would react to Ginger on "Gilligan's Island"

Last night at the bar this really hot chick was hitting on my friend Steve, but he got all Gilligan Gay on her and totally blew it.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 3, 2010

Reaganomics

economic strategy in which the tax burden is shifted away from big corporations and the wealthy and put on the middle class while dramatically increasing spending on things like military hardware thus creating massive budget deficits which are later used as an excuse to cut funding for social programs

Reaganomics was a devious plot to destroy the middle class and usher in a new era of neo-feudalism.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 7, 2010

right to work

an Orwellian term corporate owned politicians use to describe laws intended to weaken unions and drive down wages

The company demanded the workers take a huge pay cut, but since the factory was in a state with a right to work law the union lacked the clout to stand up for the workers and were forced to accept the companies demands.

by Mr.Juan-derful June 6, 2010

Michael Steele

Republican National Commitee Chairman known for embarassing gaffes and poor fund raising performance

Michael Steele once said that Mitt Romney lost because the GOP has a problem with Mormonism. Many prominent Republicans called for Steele's resignation after he said that the war in Afghanistan was Obama's decision and that America might not be able to win.

by Mr.Juan-derful July 19, 2010

orifice hat trick

taken from the hockey term ( a hat trick means to score three times) it is a term for sexual activity involving three orifices on a woman (pussy, mouth, ass)

I was with this slut last night and I scored an orifice hat trick, first she gave me a blowjob, then we had straight sex than I did her in the ass.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 1, 2010