1 definition by mr. douch Mcdouchy

The act of cutting off a persons legs just above the knee and placing them on the individual's lap while he or she is in the sitting position to make it look like they are giving themselves a lap dance with their own legs.
dang, looks like this dead dude got an Iraqi lap dance.
by mr. douch Mcdouchy May 24, 2012
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