mr x's definitions

bajoo

old school indian gujarati word (insult) that all the kids during the 80's/early 90's used. can't believe noone uses this no more. sad. so very very sad.

ur a feking bajoo maannnnn.

by mr x December 26, 2004

mcdonalds

crappy ased place where when you order a ten pack of mcnuggers, you get a freakin 6 pack. i should sue them fer this!

ba da ba ba-bah! im gonna freakin blow off ronarld mcdonalrds evil clown face off! yeah. once the mcdonarlds had a charity thing, you buy the ronarld doll in this card board box thing. well, i put his plastic polystyrene pelleted head in the door crack and slammed it shut. i put his head in the vice and drilled out his ears. then, when it was halloween, i stuck him on a fire cracker(from his butt of course) and lit him on fire. oh the joy! im lovin' it.

by mr X June 9, 2004

Endosex

Being married for 10 years or more

My partner has given me endosex and the intimate bedroom games have been canned .

The meaning of Endosex " Being married for 10 years " or more can be attributed to the caller on the 2gb Ben Fordham show, on Monday 7th September, 2020

by Mr X September 6, 2020

agoraphobic

To be afriad of anything thats practically outside, our outside itself.

person 1: I never see person 3 ever leave his house
person 2: maybe he's agoraphobic

by mr x February 19, 2004

gando

origin; hindi

alternate spellings; ghando, gaando

lit. meaning; a guy that searches for ass

mean; homosexual, fag. can also be said by a person of gujarati decent (in this case it would simply mean stupid).

1. elton john is a gando.

2. kazaa is a big-time gando.

by mr x December 23, 2004

choido

member of the indian language 'gujarati'

def; dickhead, wanker

1. a choido che

(hes a dickhead)

2. aa maney choido manawyo

(this is said when someone pulls a fast one on you. lit. meaning; he made me a wanker)

by mr x December 23, 2004

helpie

FIrstly I invented the word a couple of years ago, when a group of my wife's friends wanted to all have their mobile phone photograph taken and it could only be done with me taking the picture.

So I said, I will help you by taking the photo, so the whole group could be in the picture and I will call it a HELPIE.

A single person, or a group of people, who want their mobile phone / camera photograph taken, however they all want to be in the picture, so I offer to take the photo for them and it is a " helpie " A helpie is always a much improved photograph over a selfie.

by Mr X November 24, 2018