2 definitions by morvy

Bidet

Little bum washing toilet you can't shit in

'Hang on Brenda, I've just had a right clingy shite, need to use the bidet'

by morvy January 22, 2010

Stalk

Bit of the bud everyone always leaves until there's no weed left, and it becomes gold.

'Aww, that's the last of the weed...'
'It's ok, fancy a stalk shottie?'
'STALK!!!'

by morvy March 1, 2010