nerdgame

A generic description of any video game that only pimple-laden teenagers should be playing, not grown men. They sure as hell should not be wasting time at work reading strategies, describing games from the previous night, etc.

Mich: Want to go out tonight?

Bagels: Nah, let's play nerdgame.

Mich: Uh, it's Friday.

Bagels: I know, the perfect night for nerdgame. Want to hear about this cool strategy I discovered? I just spent the last four hours listening to podcasts describing it.

nerdgame by moraleboatanchor November 27, 2012

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Nerdname

Your nerdname is your Xbox Live gamertag, or other gaming name.

Guy1: Hey I finally got Xbox Live!
Guy2: Sweet, what's your nerdname?
Guy1: IpwnedU26, you ready to get pwned in fifa?

Nerdname by Treflippinbros January 22, 2011

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nerdgument

An argument between nerds usually covering material such as programming techniques or Star Trek trivia.

Erwin stormed away in a huff after his nerdgument with Cecil over whether to use a Waterfall or an Agile software development methodology.

nerdgument by Ronny Dingleheimer November 19, 2007

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Nerdgument

A verbal dispute involving a fantastical, scientific, and/or video game related topic.

When Timmy and Benjamin began a nerdgument on whether Weepingbell or Ivysaur were more anatomically possible, I knew I had to leave.

Nerdgument by ethanincollege July 11, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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