3 definitions by monsieur c
When a woman doesn't know what profile to choose in a sperm bank, she may choose the cum cocktail:
A mix of different semen.
A mix of different semen.
In a National Bank of Sperm pamphlet, you can read:
Try the cum cocktail; a surprising mix of the best pipette bottoms.
Amanda went for the cum cocktail. We are now taking bids for the baby lottery.
Try the cum cocktail; a surprising mix of the best pipette bottoms.
Amanda went for the cum cocktail. We are now taking bids for the baby lottery.
by monsieur c January 17, 2014
An un-offensive word intended to replace an offensive word. This can be used in any context to replace any swear word that would be used to describe someone as stupid.
by monsieur c April 22, 2009
by monsieur c March 27, 2014