The complete, polar opposite of saying happy birthday.
Person: Happy birthday!
Guy: Not really, I have terminal cancer and I'm going to die in a few hours.
Person: ...Sad deathnight!
A mosh pit at a Paramore concert.
Dude, the entire crowd paramoshed at last night's Paramore concert. It was huge.
A math teacher with a second occupation as an assassin.
"My math teacher assassinated the principle! Now she's a mathsassinator."
The act of typing a sentence without realizing the caps lock button was pressed until after the message has been sent.
Person: YEAH I KNOW, RIGHT?
Woah caps lock.
The complete, polar opposite of laughing out loud. Abbreviated ciq, instead of lol.
Boy: Let's talk literally today. Laughing out loud.
Boy: You are fat.
Girl: Crying in quietly.
Vice President I'd Like to Fuck
Woah, look at his Vice President. Now she's a vpilf!
A bowling reference to the turkey that should have happened. Defined by bowling a 0 spare followed by two strikes.
Damn, I bowled a 0/XX. Just give me a gimme-turkey on my score card.