8 definitions by monkeymanta

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The complete, polar opposite of saying happy birthday.
Person: Happy birthday!
Guy: Not really, I have terminal cancer and I'm going to die in a few hours.
Person: ...Sad deathnight!
by monkeymanta December 12, 2009

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A mosh pit at a Paramore concert.
Dude, the entire crowd paramoshed at last night's Paramore concert. It was huge.
by monkeymanta April 30, 2009

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A math teacher with a second occupation as an assassin.
"My math teacher assassinated the principle! Now she's a mathsassinator."
by monkeymanta October 20, 2008

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The act of typing a sentence without realizing the caps lock button was pressed until after the message has been sent.
Person: YEAH I KNOW, RIGHT?
Woah caps lock.
by monkeymanta April 13, 2009

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The complete, polar opposite of laughing out loud. Abbreviated ciq, instead of lol.
Boy: Let's talk literally today. Laughing out loud.
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You are fat.
Girl: Crying in quietly.
by monkeymanta December 12, 2009

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Vice President I'd Like to Fuck
Woah, look at his Vice President. Now she's a vpilf!
by monkeymanta September 18, 2008

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A bowling reference to the turkey that should have happened. Defined by bowling a 0 spare followed by two strikes.

0/XX
Damn, I bowled a 0/XX. Just give me a gimme-turkey on my score card.
by monkeymanta February 23, 2009

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