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Definitions by mojojojo

loose bagel 

When a female is a slut and tells everyone about her sexual encounters, she's a loose bagel
loose bagel by Mojojojo April 25, 2016
Donna: What a panini.
Panini by MojoJojo May 20, 2013
When you intend to limit your alcohol intake to approximately five beers then proceed to get entirely fucked up.
Hey mate, keen for some casuals tonight?
Casuals by MOJOJOJO December 15, 2012

Daltonder 

A girl who portrays rough, muscular characteristic. Also loves to shout and kick a person, whenever she is made fun of.
Unlucky bastard:Hey Darla! you gotta be a HARDCORE. get it?

Darla: I WILL KILL YOU ! *kick* i will haunt you forever!!

Unlucky bastard: Oh no! we got a Daltonder over here!
Daltonder by Mojojojo July 29, 2012
A condensed version of the phrase "slow fucker".
Tom, hurry up you slofo!
Slofo by mojojojo February 18, 2006
A condensed version of "fucking gay". Akin to fugly.
What the fuck? That is so fay.
Fay by mojojojo January 22, 2006

goofundle 

The white, pasty residue left from a sweaty buttcrack.
goofundle by mojojojo June 22, 2003