7 definitions by mojojojo

loose bagel

When a female is a slut and tells everyone about her sexual encounters, she's a loose bagel

lauren is a loose bagel

by mojojojo January 14, 2016

Casuals

When you intend to limit your alcohol intake to approximately five beers then proceed to get entirely fucked up.

Hey mate, keen for some casuals tonight?

by mojojojo June 12, 2012

Slofo

A condensed version of the phrase "slow fucker".

Tom, hurry up you slofo!

by mojojojo February 18, 2006

Panini

A hot mess stuffed in some bread.

Donna: What a panini.

by mojojojo May 20, 2013

goofundle

The white, pasty residue left from a sweaty buttcrack.

by mojojojo June 23, 2003

Fay

A condensed version of "fucking gay". Akin to fugly.

What the fuck? That is so fay.

by mojojojo January 22, 2006

Daltonder

A girl who portrays rough, muscular characteristic. Also loves to shout and kick a person, whenever she is made fun of.

Unlucky bastard:Hey Darla! you gotta be a HARDCORE. get it?

Darla: I WILL KILL YOU ! *kick* i will haunt you forever!!

Unlucky bastard: Oh no! we got a Daltonder over here!

by mojojojo March 13, 2012