Definitions by mmm

Clarke 

A large red ogre known in Irish folklore to eat human excrement and steal young boys in the cold nights of the Irish winters.

Newt Gingrich is a clarke.

The disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room.

Most republicans are clarkes.

Clarke by Mmm October 14, 2012

Subconservative 

Another word for liberal as in below a conservative. Usually used by ignorant assholes (conservatives).

You are subconservative and I'm an anal poking donkey fucker.

Subconservative by MMM May 13, 2005

asstron 

a complete idiot. a better version of asshole. syn: ass-tron
adj. asstronic

bloggers: i feel so depressed! agh i hate life! i want to be loved! i'm so happy!
connor: jeez asstrons don't go posting your all ur emotions on the web!!

asstron by mmm February 23, 2005

Commander Salamander 

A local punk/urban off beat shop in the D.C. area. run by the same owner of 'up against the wall'. great place for people sick of all the other boring places to shop in georgetown

girl 1: where'd you get that 'satan is my homeboy tshirt' and ipod case???
girl 2: commander salamander! i get a 40% discount cuz i know the owner

Commander Salamander by mmm February 22, 2005

loaded 

Someone who is carrying a lot of weapons / firearms on him / her
A guy who has a big dick
Someone who is carrying a lot of anything / stuff around with them

Watch out for that guy - he is loaded!!!

or

I can't carry anymore groceries - I am loaded already

loaded by MMM August 30, 2004

Psycho Birth

Me. I give the very best head

I am my captains psycho bitch. I swollow every time

Psycho Birth by MMM May 25, 2004

spunky 

to be brave and determined......

Yo! That girl blowing the boss' cock right now sure is spunky when it comes to getting her paycheck!

spunky by MMM May 21, 2004