14 definitions by mmm

George Bush

1) You're a jerk, Bush. A complete asshole.
2) A lame-ass president nearly choked on a pretzel, humiliating the entire U.S.A.
3) Send Secret agents to Iraq to initiate "Iraq Attack."

1) "Wheres my pretzel?"
2) "DON'T TOUCH MY OIL"

by mmm December 24, 2003

asstron

a complete idiot. a better version of asshole. syn: ass-tron
adj. asstronic

bloggers: i feel so depressed! agh i hate life! i want to be loved! i'm so happy!
connor: jeez asstrons don't go posting your all ur emotions on the web!!

by mmm February 24, 2005

dash

A weird yet fantastic person.

''That person sure is dash''

by mmm April 26, 2004

Subconservative

Another word for liberal as in below a conservative. Usually used by ignorant assholes (conservatives).

You are subconservative and I'm an anal poking donkey fucker.

by mmm March 14, 2005

School Bus

A vehicle that students who don't have a car or another form of transportation, gets to school. AKA Loser Cruiser

Bob lost his license so he must ride the school bus to school.

by mmm March 11, 2004

loaded

Someone who is carrying a lot of weapons / firearms on him / her
A guy who has a big dick
Someone who is carrying a lot of anything / stuff around with them

Watch out for that guy - he is loaded!!!

or

I can't carry anymore groceries - I am loaded already

by mmm August 30, 2004

blackbeard

the act of jizzing in anothers eye and kicking them in the shin as they stand up. therefore giving the impression of a peg leg pirate. (also known as dirty pirate)

my bitch wasnt cooperatin so i straightened her out with a blackbeard.

by mmm October 3, 2003