mitch00uk's definitions

sock wank

Inserting ones penis into a sock for the sole reason of masterbating

Where have all your socks gone, out haven't been doing that sock wank thing again have u ?

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

tampax raider

When a male sneaks into female toilets and breaks into the used tampax bins normally for purposes involving sex but can be for other reasons

Council worker... They've done it again!! Are u ever going to catch the tampax raider?
Policeman... Yes we will, we'll catch him red handed

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

whacking up

Another word for injecting drugs

I saw Steve whacking up, he used a dirty needle, his been injecting drugs now for a year

by mitch00uk April 12, 2015

wankers wings

The flabby upper arm fat that moves up and down when in the moment of a tense wank

Lol look at my wankers wings , the faster I wank the more it flaps, they're take off in a minute

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

penis quiff

After male ejaculation that gets into the pubic hair region which makes it sluggy and starts shaping the pubes

Lol look at the penis quiff on that , ur such a loser

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

monster of the week

TV series like supernatural have a new monster every episode or every few weeks at most,

What's the monster of the week on that TV series you like dean

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

mutigasm

From the words. .. multiple & orgasm , when a female has more then one orgasm though climaxing via a form of sex or masterbation or some cases coughing and sneezing

That was great I mutigasm every time I am with Mitch. He has such a huge cock

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015