mitch00uk's definitions

ball smacking

An sexual act involving wanking and smacking/slapping of the mans testicles

Have u ever tried ball smacking? Just as u cum, ur balls are smacked its brilliant, but u should see the swelling

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

fart chorus

When two or more people fart succession

I was in the public toilets the other day and I let rip, next thing I knew there was a fart chorus going, there was at least another 4 people doing it, we did Britney spears song hit me one more time, we stank though

by mitch00uk April 21, 2015

faggers finger

The yellow nicotine stain on a smokers fingers

U wanna pack that filthy smoking habit up mate, ur lungs are fucked, and u have faggers finger

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

whacking up

Another word for injecting drugs

I saw Steve whacking up, he used a dirty needle, his been injecting drugs now for a year

by mitch00uk April 12, 2015

tampax raider

When a male sneaks into female toilets and breaks into the used tampax bins normally for purposes involving sex but can be for other reasons

Council worker... They've done it again!! Are u ever going to catch the tampax raider?
Policeman... Yes we will, we'll catch him red handed

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

anus leaking

The discharge in the form of a watery substance or a movement of the bowles which causes unexpected leakage from the anus, both resulting in a awful skanking smell

What's that smell?? Is that you Jamie? Yes sorry my anus leaking, its a problem with the lady's, they leave me when they find out

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

bumcuming

When your gay sexual partner sperm dribbles out of your anus after anus intercourse

Dave..I think I've just pissed out of my ass
John.. No its just ur bumcuming. Or should I say my cum out of ur bum
Dave.. Well least I won't get pregnant

by mitch00uk April 10, 2015