Definitions by mitch00uk

last minute desperation

When it comes close to kicking out time at a club, and you haven't pulled, u go for anything

I tried to pull all last night , but I couldn't till the end, she was a right munter , that's last minute desperation for you

last minute desperation by mitch00uk April 3, 2015

granny fannying 

Seeking out mature women for sexual adventures

Are you coming to the tea dance tonight Jim,

Yep I'm up for some granny fannying

granny fannying by mitch00uk April 3, 2015

sick munch 

Going down on a pussy only to find out to late that it hasn't been washed from night before

I had a right sick munch this morning, I went down on my girlfriend, she didn't tell me she hadn't cleaned the mingling thing, I threw up on her muff

sick munch by mitch00uk April 3, 2015

prison pushbike

A prisoner who enjoys being passed sexually around the inmate population of H.M.P

Jason must have a gaping ass, his the prison pushbike. Everyone inc the governor has rode him

prison pushbike by mitch00uk April 2, 2015

old knackers yard 

A old women's pussy

Simon.. She alright for her age isn't she, she's giving you the eye

Mike... Your joking mate, she must be 60, I am not going up that old knackers yard

old knackers yard by mitch00uk April 2, 2015

bum squeak

High pitchy noise made by the bottom

Lol did you hear my bum squeak , it was so high pitched it smashed my dads glasses

bum squeak by mitch00uk April 2, 2015

dead mans cock 

A limp penis, someone who can't get hard when aroused

I suffer from dead mans cock, Linda was wanking it for an hour, but it didn't stand to attention

dead mans cock by mitch00uk April 1, 2015