121 definitions by mitch00uk

wanking face

The face one pulls while in the act of masterbating

Lol you should see martins wanking face, it looks like his seen a ghost and got a wheelbarrow up his ass

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

crows toe

An old female fanny crack that shows though there clothing ( see camel toe)

Eweeee I was looking for young camel toe, but I saw only crows toe, maybe shouldn't have picked the bingo hall to go camel toeing

by mitch00uk April 12, 2015

meal for one

Masterbating oneself

I'm single still, looks like its a meal for one again tonight, best warm my right arm up

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

onion syndrome

Someone who Cry's simply for attention, or to distract negative attention from oneselve.

You can stop the onion syndrome love, I saw you take the purse, no point pretending to cry it isn't going to work, on your knees or I'm ringing the police

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

gay handbag

A person who hangs around someone simply because they are gay

I see Steve is with john again, he is such a gay handbag,

by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

scammel nuts

Big erect nipples

Look at them scammel nuts on her

by mitch00uk March 22, 2015

princess fantasy

When a child mostly female believes she is a princess after being told so over and over again by her parents

That Amy girl got princess fantasy, she really believes in her own press

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015