shoehorne

Someone who gets very sexually excitable when shoes become topic of conversation, or whenever a shoe is sighted
His got shoehorne again, the worse they stink the more excited he becomes, we went to Clark's last week and he shot his load everywhere, the cashier wasn't best pleased
by mitch00uk April 08, 2015
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finger sniffing

A game played mostly by adults, one person sticks there finger in a fanny,penis,ear,nose or between there toes or bum. The other has to then sniff the finger and guess where its been
Anyone want to play finger sniffing? I haven't washed for over a month so it will be fun!!
by mitch00uk April 12, 2015
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beer leech

Someone who never buys around or beer, or even his own beer
John is such a beer leech, he has never brought a drink in his life, although he is generous with his bird, we all have had her
by mitch00uk April 05, 2015
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miserbitch

A miserable women\girl, a play on the words miserable and bitch
by mitch00uk March 24, 2015
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one up the bum no harm done

After gay anal sex that hasn't caused no bleeding
One up the bum no harm done that's what he said after jumping out of the bushes bending me over and ripping my cum stained pants off,
by mitch00uk April 08, 2015
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pussy tearing

Rough sex involving a vagina
I'm really going to have it hard tonight , I'm going to find some rough sort and go pussy tearing
by mitch00uk April 04, 2015
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caughtogasm

Caught-o-gasm meaning caught masterbating at the moment of orgasm
My mum walked in just as I was cumming , I was caughtogasm
by mitch00uk March 24, 2015
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