121 definitions by mitch00uk

rotton cotton

Used piece of cotton like material used for female periods, sanity towels , tampak , or sock

Dirty bitch left her rotton cotton in my microwave again

by mitch00uk March 21, 2015

mould infested

Completely taken over by germs

Wash that penis, its mould infested, short, cheese ridden and smells like a cheesy puff

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

scrubbing brush

A over the top hairy pussy

Her pussy was so rough and hairy u could use it to do the washing up, its was like a scrubbing brush

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

faggers finger

The yellow nicotine stain on a smokers fingers

U wanna pack that filthy smoking habit up mate, ur lungs are fucked, and u have faggers finger

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

i won't be long

Meaning everything but

I won't be long mate,

Hmmm I've heard that before, I think I'll go bang one out

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

birdy pecking

When a female goes down on a mans penis but there heart not in it, she sucks for a second then stops , then repeats the process till finally admitting she doesn't like it

Don't ask Lisa for a bj, all she does is birdy pecking, so I made her head stay down there as I masterbated and shot my load in her face as punishment

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

fisherman's biscuit

Dipping a biscuit in a women vagina, then eating it

Grab the rich tea, I fancy a fisherman's biscuit

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015