121 definitions by mitch00uk

ruff bird

A dog faced ugly female

Amy is a ruff bird, her face is so fucking ugly

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

donkey teeth

Someone who's teeth are overly large and all different sizes

I heard David shagged old donkey teeth , she blew him off to, I heard her teeth cut his knob up and there was blood everywhere

by mitch00uk April 17, 2015

filthy gusset

A very rotting stenching pussy

It was horrible, I've shed a stone since I took her knickers off and saw her filthy gusset, it was every kind of rank possible, i got a S.T.I just looking at it

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

drama queenery

An act of being very over dramatic to the very point of ridiculous

Amy has flipped out, I only gave her a extra sugar in her tea, she smashed the telly, burnt down the house, and stuck a firework to the cats tail, its the biggest case of drama queenery I've ever seen

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

choke sex

Choke oneself at the point of climax during intercourse, or allow one to choke you during climax

I can't cum during normal sex, I shoot my load only during choke sex, yeah

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

pedo whacker

A stick that every community should have that is capable of doing lasting damage to those who interfere with children

Isn't that the geezer who touched that young girl, yes it is , get the pedo whacker out. And go to town on his head

by mitch00uk March 23, 2015

sock pooing

When someone is to scared or embarrassed to use a toilet in someone's house, they pull off a sock and do it in there, then throw in out of the window

I caught Ronnie sock pooing in my house, I got so angry I made him eat it, then me

by mitch00uk April 9, 2015