3 definitions by missoldskool

sleepcock

To fall asleep jerking off, or while giving someone a handjob.

My boyfriend said I fell asleep giving him a handjob last night. I don't remember that - I must have been sleepcocking again.

by missoldskool February 8, 2016

jizz diaper

The towel a girl wraps around her to catch the cum drippings after a guy has shot his load in her.

John presented his lover with a jizz diaper after sex so she wouldn't leave a wet spot on the bed.

by missoldskool March 21, 2017

dickist

noun: a person who believes certain penis sizes are superior to others

adjective: having the belief that certain penis sizes are superior to others

Mary will only sleep with guys who are packing at least 8 inches. She's dickist.

by missoldskool April 28, 2016