7 definitions by miracle_max
"Damn it, I stepped on that dog rocket."
"Pick up the dog rockets and put 'em in the bag Clem. We're gonna shit bag Anderson's porch."
"Pick up the dog rockets and put 'em in the bag Clem. We're gonna shit bag Anderson's porch."
by miracle_max December 9, 2007
An abomination from hell consisting of a lesbian who by strange circumstance is a man but has a vagina lined with razor sharp teeth. It is believed to come about once every 1000 years as punishment for our sins on earth.
"...and thus the search continues for the 3 innocent schoolboys believed eaten by the lesbianmanbitch which is none other than Lazlo's mom."
by miracle_max October 15, 2007
by miracle_max December 15, 2007
A fashion fad commonly seen in inner city ghettos, trendy hip hop videos, and white/wigga neighborhoods where a gangsta or wannabe gangstabusta-brown wears loose pants that look like they are carrying a bag of shit in their ass cuz they hang down so low. Also known as shitpants.
by miracle_max November 28, 2007
A young woman who is VERY VERY thin either of her own choice or by circumstances out of her control. Typically she will be anorexic looking, and even the tightest jeans will be loose on her creating a shitpants type effect. Even under careful observation no breasts or ass can be seen, and she has none of the curvature of a healthy female whatsoever, in fact she looks rather like a wooden plack or toothpick. She can however be attractive in the face. Copulation with these women is not advised. (See example below)
"That stickchick is dead, cuz I split her in two with my dick"
"Next time your at the Eating Disorder Center say "Hi!" to all the anorexic stickchicks for me."
"Next time your at the Eating Disorder Center say "Hi!" to all the anorexic stickchicks for me."
by miracle_max November 28, 2007
What happens when 3 guys driving a car in the middle of the night find a roadkill and decide to position the car's rear tire over said roadkill and burn out on top the carcass multiple times.
Mike: "Damn Jeremy, you made possum ground beef outta that roadkill."
Jeremy: " Yeah, that's what I call my roadkill burnout special."
Andrew: "Yum, ground beef! Lets go to Taco Bell".
Jeremy: " Yeah, that's what I call my roadkill burnout special."
Andrew: "Yum, ground beef! Lets go to Taco Bell".
by miracle_max December 9, 2007
A fashion disgrace commonly seen in inner city ghettos, trendy hip hop videos, and white/wigga neighborhoods where a gangsta or wannabe gansta busta-brown wears loose pants that look like they are carrying a bag of shit in their ass cuz they hang down so low. Also known as gangsta pampers.
by miracle_max November 28, 2007