50 definitions by minghi

red eye

a coffee with an extra shot of espresso

bleary red-eyed college kids drink red-eyes around finals time.

by minghi June 1, 2003

Jesus freak

someone evincing 2 or more of the following symptoms:
1: proclaims the lord is coming with the imminent end of the world
2: has signs on their person, car, or home with bible quotes
3: goes to church more than once a week
4: started their own christian offshoot cult because the rest aren;t pious enough
5: tries to foist an extreme form of christianity off on others
6: is a born-again christian and/or fundamentalist

every time i see that jesus freak walking around with his "god will save, the end is near" sign, i want to convert to satanism just so i can sacrifice him.

by minghi May 22, 2003

acid

the gateway to transcendence and temporary enlightenment. chemical keys to the gates of heaven.

I wish my bathroom sink ran hot cold and acid.

by minghi May 6, 2003

butt piss

diarrhia or the most liquidy sort.

i hate the acrid smell of butt piss

by minghi April 27, 2003

chicken hawk

in gay slang, its an old man who goes for very young guys. see chicken

man neil went to jail for 10 years for doing a 12 year old, that silly old chicken hawk.

by minghi May 22, 2003

chigger, chiggers

someone who is part east asian and part black.

Tyrone and Ji-yeon are both good looking, but their kids are some scary looking chiggers!

by minghi May 22, 2003

corn cobbing

a slangy outdated way of saying "anal sex"

we were corn cobbing all night, until his ftaher caught us and chased me out with a shotgun.

by minghi April 27, 2003