minghi's definitions

Jesus freak

someone evincing 2 or more of the following symptoms:
1: proclaims the lord is coming with the imminent end of the world
2: has signs on their person, car, or home with bible quotes
3: goes to church more than once a week
4: started their own christian offshoot cult because the rest aren;t pious enough
5: tries to foist an extreme form of christianity off on others
6: is a born-again christian and/or fundamentalist

every time i see that jesus freak walking around with his "god will save, the end is near" sign, i want to convert to satanism just so i can sacrifice him.

by minghi May 21, 2003

SHIT HIT THE FAN

when a bad secret is let out and everybody knows about it to disastrous consequences. imagine the smell and splatter if someone blasted hershey-squirts into a rotary fan.

my favorite scene in the movie airplane is when the shit hits the fan. to bad its cut out in the "edited for television version"

by minghi May 10, 2003

cancer sticks

cigarettes - so named because of their carcinogenic effect.

my boyfriend's mother died last week. the damn cancer sticks did her in. if u smoke, reader, you might die a slow painful death too. please don't.

by minghi May 21, 2003

blow and go

a term for a tea room, or venue with lots of glory holes.

you got got head at a blow and go!?!? you're such a ho.

by minghi May 10, 2003

chigger, chiggers

someone who is part east asian and part black.

Tyrone and Ji-yeon are both good looking, but their kids are some scary looking chiggers!

by minghi May 21, 2003

perma-fried

to be permanently effected by drugs, even after not taking them for a while.

i don't think weed or acid permafry people, but cocaine will change someone for life.

by minghi May 21, 2003

pasties

glue-on nipple patches with or without tassles. some peole may consider tape patches over nipples as pasties, but that's debatable.

it would be really funny if there were a law that all fat guys could not wear shirts and had to wear pasties in public.

by minghi May 17, 2003