minghi's definitions

Jesus freak

someone evincing 2 or more of the following symptoms:
1: proclaims the lord is coming with the imminent end of the world
2: has signs on their person, car, or home with bible quotes
3: goes to church more than once a week
4: started their own christian offshoot cult because the rest aren;t pious enough
5: tries to foist an extreme form of christianity off on others
6: is a born-again christian and/or fundamentalist

every time i see that jesus freak walking around with his "god will save, the end is near" sign, i want to convert to satanism just so i can sacrifice him.

by minghi May 21, 2003

SHIT HIT THE FAN

when a bad secret is let out and everybody knows about it to disastrous consequences. imagine the smell and splatter if someone blasted hershey-squirts into a rotary fan.

my favorite scene in the movie airplane is when the shit hits the fan. to bad its cut out in the "edited for television version"

by minghi May 10, 2003

acid

the gateway to transcendence and temporary enlightenment. chemical keys to the gates of heaven.

I wish my bathroom sink ran hot cold and acid.

by minghi May 6, 2003

freebase

n. a form of cocaine similar to crack. it is usually smoked. also spelled as two words free base.
v. to smoke freebase

i was freebasing last night and accidentally burned my eyebrows off.

by minghi May 31, 2003

shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

by minghi May 17, 2003

body high

the physical element of drug experiences. it varies widely depending on the drug.

the best part about E is the body high.

by minghi May 10, 2003

HIPSTER

someone, usually a teenager or 20something, who adheres to a counterculture ranging from indy-rockers to neo-hippies to skaters. they tend to define themselves by the music they listen to, and the outlandish clothes they wear. hipsters are opposed to other countercultures like goths, metal-heads, and gangstas, and they also avoid preps, eurotrash, white trash, and jocks

question: why does he only listen to bands that are never played on the radio?
answer: he's a hipster

by minghi April 26, 2003